wellhung is the occasional reminder I get not to kill myself until I can find where he lives and harass him IRL and become an actual real life detective that goes around busting crak houses and occasionally I stop at the motel dine and dash king HQ and pay his $400 tab to stop the police from calling the police on his fat ass and then we hit up loes for a pete
right on 🍕 lou ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ🍰🍔🍕
WellHung aka "King of the Deep Dish Dine and Dash Special" 🏩🛎️🛏️🥴
✴.·´¯`·.·★🇺🇸🌃🥇🛎️🇺🇸✴.·´¯`·.·★
𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚜 𝙱𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎 𝙸𝚗𝚗 🛏
"𝙱𝚎𝚜𝚝 Valued 𝙶𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚛"
|⣤🏆⣤⣤⣤🏆⣤| 𝟹 𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎
|⣤⣤⣤⣤🏆⣤⣤⣤| 𝙰𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚗er
✴.·´¯`·.·★🇺🇸🌃🥇🛎️🇺🇸✴.·´¯`·.·★
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞"𝖿𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝗐𝖾 eat 𝖾𝗆'🍽️'𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇 your friend pays for your meal 💳☆૮꒰•༝ •。꒱ა🙂⃤🙂⃤let me get it chum!
(۶ૈ ᵒ̌ Дᵒ̌)۶ૈ🧾ₛᵢᵣ!📜ₛᵢᵣ!📝🙋♂️thank you for dining with us and paying for once and not running away like usual!💼( ´･ω･)っ🧳🚔
