Going off the map.

2024-01-28 at 9:45 AM UTC

#21

pass the cheese please Houston

Originally posted by Kafka I did report it. It's spooky that he can probably abduct her now.

lol! No you didn't

2024-01-28 at 9:54 AM UTC

#22

pass the cheese please Houston

So, just so I am hip and not a square, Solstice = Piles of Crack = The same Piles of Crack who became Hydromorphone's 2nd victim after §m£ÂgØL? The same one?

2024-01-28 at 9:57 AM UTC

#23

Ghost Black Hole

i'd like a large black pepper and sea salt burrito with shrimp and hot sauce and beans please with a churro on the side

2024-01-28 at 9:58 AM UTC

#24

pass the cheese please Houston

Originally posted by Ghost i'd like a large black pepper and sea salt burrito with shrimp and hot sauce and beans please with a churro on the side

Hmmm...fresh out, bub!

Instead, I can offer you a small white pepper and a fresh lake burrito. I know, I know. Shit ain't the same as a Sea Salt Burrito! Don't bust my balls about it!

2024-01-28 at 10:01 AM UTC

#25

Ghost Black Hole

cracked black pepper*

2024-01-28 at 10:02 AM UTC

#26

Ghost Black Hole

what if we called pepper PESPICE or pesper

2024-01-28 at 10:02 AM UTC

#27

pass the cheese please Houston

Originally posted by Ghost cracked black pepper*

Are you DEAF or RETARDED?! oh! OH! OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

2024-01-28 at 10:22 AM UTC

#28

Ghost Black Hole

and a macadamia nut cookie

2024-01-28 at 10:24 AM UTC

#29

pass the cheese please Houston

Originally posted by Ghost and a macadamia nut cookie

makademia was ACKSHUALLY the name of a ussr school. "USSR MAKADEMIA", they learned rocketry. Strategic Rocket Forces and whatnot

2024-01-28 at 12:51 PM UTC

#30

Warcry Space Nigga (banned)

Originally posted by Ghost wow ur a map

2024-01-28 at 12:57 PM UTC

#31

vindicktive vinny Black Hole

Originally posted by Solstice Always has been that way. My door remains open to anyone in need of my help though no matter their age or sex.

ive always been cool with you.

in fact you can search your post record and it'll ahow nothing but the coolness between me and you.

not that i can or would be going what your offering ...

but just for the record.

2024-01-28 at 2:31 PM UTC

#32

Ghost Black Hole

just get a satellite GSP and you wont even need a map RETARD

2024-01-28 at 3:36 PM UTC

#33

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Kafka So the 14yr old girl will be there? That's what this is about?

If she wants to be, she is welcome here and has already been told so, because she is kind to me and a good person, things you know nothing about. I also worked hard to be able to afford my own place, something else you have no idea about (working or not leeching off your parents), so I actually think I'll invite over whoever the fuck i want, you cunt. 😂

2024-01-28 at 3:40 PM UTC

#34

Ghost Black Hole

you're gonna go off the map and become a map to fuck a 14 year old girl?

Well you better go off really far I mean not really idk when I lived in rural canuckistan I knew plenty of teenage girls that wanted to date guys in their uppers 20's and I never called the police personally but we did have angry fathers pull up to the arms a few times looking to beat the shit out of their daughters current lover and we would all just palm our face while they jumped off the balcony and ran into the woods

those darn kids! wait her boyfriend is like 30 lmao no wonder why he ran so fast

2024-01-28 at 3:50 PM UTC

#35

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

It has nothing to do with sex. She has shitty parents and I want to adopt her to get her away from there.

2024-01-28 at 3:54 PM UTC

#36

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

By all means, though, please allow me to continue to take the priceless advice of two people who both live at home unemployed, with no handle on their substance abuse problems or mental health. Just like I had a certain red headed idiot from here trying to give me financial advice while he has multiple maxed out credit cards with plans to max out another to pay off the first few. 😂

I'm glad all you soft ass jealous niggers have my life figured out for me and know all my intentions and business. I'll keep that in mind while I'm sitting in my heated massage chair in front of my 55 inch TV, full of my favorite drugs, drinks and food with no one to bother or nag me.

2024-01-28 at 3:55 PM UTC

#37

Ghost Black Hole

Originally posted by Solstice It has nothing to do with sex. She has shitty parents and I want to adopt her to get her away from there.

On that Joseph Fritzl type grindset
come downstairs darling I want to show you the canned goods pantry

2024-01-28 at 4:17 PM UTC

#38

pass the cheese please Houston

Originally posted by Solstice By all means, though, please allow me to continue to take the priceless advice of two people who both live at home unemployed, with no handle on their substance abuse problems or mental health. Just like I had a certain red headed idiot from here trying to give me financial advice while he has multiple maxed out credit cards with plans to max out another to pay off the first few. 😂

I'm glad all you soft ass jealous niggers have my life figured out for me and know all my intentions and business. I'll keep that in mind while I'm sitting in my heated massage chair in front of my 55 inch TV, full of my favorite drugs, drinks and food with no one to bother or nag me.

"Yeah, man, I'm like, early to mid 30s, finally got my life on track. I'm gonna "adopt" a 14 year old girl and bring her into my drug den in front of my 55" TV and really raise her right, man"

Lol. You fucking pedophile.

2024-01-28 at 4:39 PM UTC

#39

Ghost Black Hole

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╚═╩═╩═╩Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ….☮*´¨♥꧁⁀✿❤✿⁀꧂•.♥
The Vanishing Hitch-Hiker
Author: Jan Harold Brunvand

This next eerie story is about a man driving home late in the night when he spots a girl asking for a
hitchhike. The pretty girl is dressed in a beautiful white dress. The man offers her a ride and they
strike up an interesting conversation. He drops the girl at her home.

Next day, while driving for work he notices that the girl by accident has forgotten her sweater in his car.
He drives towards her home to hand over the sweater. An old lady opens the door when he
rings the bell. He narrates the incident which occurred last night and gives the sweater to the lady.

The lady refuses to accept it, saying he is mistaken. The man is surprised and questions the lady again.
He is dumbstruck and left in an unsettling situation when the lady says her daughter died in a car accident a couple of years ago.
༺✿ڰۣڿ✿༻ LOVING MEMORY ༺✿ڰۣڿ✿༻ ✩｡:*•.───── ❁ ❁ ─────.•*:｡✩
♡ "𝑈𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙 𝑤𝑒 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑜𝑛 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑛 𝑚𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡." ♡.
✩｡:*•.───── ❁ ❁ ─────.•*:｡✩ ꕤ*.ﾟ♡┊𝕀 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕪, 𝕀 𝕡𝕣𝕒𝕪. 𝕊𝕖𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕕𝕒𝕪┊ ꕤ*.ﾟ♡

2024-01-28 at 4:44 PM UTC

#40

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

SWAG CAN I COME OVER

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