poisoning the oceans with an intentional oil spill

1. 2024-01-14 at 6:39 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Broseph Stalin Houston
   So many good ideas! Loving the group energy!
   Hadji-Kamikaze in military surplus life rafts carrying tactical Dawn dish soap and Tannerite.
   Or they use the unused private billionaires’ submersibles to plant oil eating bacteria on the ocean floor, next to the main Exxon spigot. And tannerite.
2. 2024-01-14 at 6:52 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You could make a lot of money this way just by having your shorts and options bought.
   
   That's how the jedis made money on the 9/11 and the October 7th attacks.
   
   It's called investor activism.
3. 2024-01-14 at 6:53 PM UTC

   #23
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood where do you think all the oil comes from these days IDIOTS
   
   it will just sink to the bottom you
   ABSOLUTE
   FUCKING
   RETARDS
   
   

   
   You don't scare us, kid.
4. 2024-01-14 at 7:18 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If you want to do the most damage in the smallest amount of time, blockade the strait of hormuz.
5. 2024-01-14 at 7:47 PM UTC

   #25
   WellHung Black Hole
   Oil is the fossilized remains of plant & animal matter.
6. 2024-01-14 at 8:17 PM UTC

   #26
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   to save the ice caps from melting into the ocean we can take a shitload of powdered jello then pour it into the ocean in warm waters but so that the location is strategically picked so that the jello is carried into the cold water (shouldnt be too difficult since presumably the water around the ice caps is really cold). the jello hardens in place and now if the temperature warms in summer to a critical point where melting occurs, the jello keeps the water in place at least until the peak of summer dies out and then the water just freezes back into ice. now we can keep polluting the earth with greenhouse gases and shit for an additional 20-30 years or so while we pretend to care and do things to prevent it.
7. 2024-01-14 at 8:25 PM UTC

   #27
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   we should just destroy our planet and then act like damsels in distress as the weakest of us begin to suffocate to try to force any potential alien observers to come to our rescue and thus reveal themselves. i mean, think about it, the odds that life is just some kind of weird or fucked up joke being played on us by things that are way more complex than we could ever understand is a lot higher than just being nothing and then like OOPS I STUBBED MY TOE and before you know it you're in 3d like how the fuck did i get here? and its terrifying because that is the weirdest shit ever so you just try not to overthink it. if thats not the case, were definitely going to murder ourselves anyways, and if it IS the case then they'll either let us die or intervene, and if they let us die then it would have never mattered to begin with, but if they intervene then we could have the potential for escape or greater knowledge or some shit, it would at least be a lot more interesting than whatever bullshit regular people concern themselves with, i am pretty sure. so its pretty much a win win win.
8. 2024-01-14 at 8:27 PM UTC

   #28
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   plus what if theyre just waiting for us to hit rock bottom so they can intervene
9. 2024-01-15 at 1 AM UTC

   #29
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE to save the ice caps from melting into the ocean we can take a shitload of powdered jello then pour it into the ocean in warm waters but so that the location is strategically picked so that the jello is carried into the cold water (shouldnt be too difficult since presumably the water around the ice caps is really cold). the jello hardens in place and now if the temperature warms in summer to a critical point where melting occurs, the jello keeps the water in place at least until the peak of summer dies out and then the water just freezes back into ice. now we can keep polluting the earth with greenhouse gases and shit for an additional 20-30 years or so while we pretend to care and do things to prevent it.

   
   Can the jello by lime flavor?
10. 2024-01-15 at 1:03 AM UTC

    #30
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Can the jello by lime flavor?

    
    lime is my personal favorite but i was thinking it might need to be blue like artic blast flavor or maybe coca cola flavor for the polar bears idk how it works really though
11. 2024-01-15 at 1:23 AM UTC

    #31
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Puddin' Pop flavor.
12. 2024-01-15 at 2:28 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE i feel like it would be fairly simple for someone with half a brain to make a bunch of $120 homemade depth charges then get people on boats to just start dropping them on oil pipelines around the world all at the same time. obviously theyd all die or be put in jail forever afterwards but they could probably do a fair bit of damage

    
    Recruit some SOMALI PIRATEZ!
13. 2024-01-15 at 2:32 AM UTC

    #33
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    they should leave the hoothis alone