BROKEN LANOVO LAPPY

1. 2024-01-04 at 2:16 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   Literary my lappy failed a few days ago it was tripping balls. the laptop is a lenovo which is like an IBM for you yanks. so the touchpad stopped working which was wickenj annoying but i remembered it hhaad the clit so i used that and decided to reboot it but it was being a piece of shit and locked up and wouldnt turn off by using the staret menu so i held the button down and that didnt work either so i undid the batteryu and it let out a toot. then it would not turn back on . i have tried plugging it in because the battery only lasst a few minutes it shows the chaarge symbol like its getting juice but the buttons dont work.
   
   i took the hard drive out because it hhas my documentation on it which i have recovered so i dont need the old lappy anymore since i have a ddifferent one thaat goes quicker now i just wanted to tell you about whats going on with me and my lappy which serve4d me faithfully for many years im kind of sentimental i will miss it and all the times i blew nutt and played video game with her at all hours of the night drinking till the sun comes up and goes down too
   
   share a memory of youre lappy in here
2. 2024-01-04 at 2:19 AM UTC

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   maddie Tuskegee Airman
   You heard a poof.
   
   Circuit blew.
   Look at systemboard and see what popped.
   Buy doner laptop, and soldering equipment.
   Swap fried chip.
   Hopefully that's possible if there isn't too much damage.
   Besides that, sounds like a paperweight now.
3. 2024-01-04 at 2:32 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by maddie Buy doner laptop

   
   from kebab store
4. 2024-01-04 at 5:10 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   i cummed on my powers coard now imhorny aaGIN and want to cum on my pwrt ord wat dew???????
5. 2024-01-20 at 7:13 AM UTC

   #5
   pass the cheese please Houston
   lol. ThinkBook/Ideapad havin' ass.
6. 2024-01-20 at 7:21 AM UTC

   #6
   pass the cheese please Houston

   Originally posted by maddie You heard a poof.
   
   Circuit blew.
   Look at systemboard and see what popped.
   Buy doner laptop, and soldering equipment.
   Swap fried chip.
   Hopefully that's possible if there isn't too much damage.
   Besides that, sounds like a paperweight now.

   
   We don't even really know what was wrong. Many things he could have done to further troubleshoot, but alas....oy vey!
7. 2024-01-20 at 8:27 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   thread is useless without naked laptop with its circuits all uncovered.
8. 2024-01-27 at 9:12 PM UTC

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   Mighest Houston
   Have you tried running a live OS like Ubuntu?
9. 2024-01-28 at 2:46 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by A College Professor Literary my lappy failed a few days ago it was tripping balls. the laptop is a lenovo which is like an IBM for you yanks. so the touchpad stopped working which was wickenj annoying but i remembered it hhaad the clit so i used that and decided to reboot it but it was being a piece of shit and locked up and wouldnt turn off by using the staret menu so i held the button down and that didnt work either so i undid the batteryu and it let out a toot. then it would not turn back on . i have tried plugging it in because the battery only lasst a few minutes it shows the chaarge symbol like its getting juice but the buttons dont work.
   
   i took the hard drive out because it hhas my documentation on it which i have recovered so i dont need the old lappy anymore since i have a ddifferent one thaat goes quicker now i just wanted to tell you about whats going on with me and my lappy which serve4d me faithfully for many years im kind of sentimental i will miss it and all the times i blew nutt and played video game with her at all hours of the night drinking till the sun comes up and goes down too
   
   share a memory of youre lappy in here

   
   I will use your lappy if you are done with it.
10. 2024-01-28 at 7:46 AM UTC

    #10
    pass the cheese please Houston

    Originally posted by A College Professor Literary my lappy failed a few days ago…. …then it would not turn back on…

    
    
    

    Originally posted by Mighest Have you tried running a live OS like Ubuntu?

    
    DUNT THINK HE CAN DU DAT PARDNER
11. 2024-01-28 at 9:40 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    i hope your laboratyory gerts better ill process compete cycles for you just get soem thermal paper and teletype it to me ill read it out and hand calculate the bits , bytes, bots and jigabits
12. 2024-01-28 at 9:41 AM UTC

    #12
    pass the cheese please Houston

    Originally posted by Ghost i hope your laboratyory gerts better ill process compete cycles for you just get soem thermal paper and teletype it to me ill read it out and hand calculate the bits , bytes, bots and jigabits

    
    i herd dat!!! i herd if u apply toothpaste (CREST ONLY!) instead of thermal paste, it UNLOCKS THE INTERNET
13. 2024-01-28 at 10:41 AM UTC

    #13
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Bimp
14. 2024-01-28 at 2:53 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    what if we all ran BOINC
    https://boinc.berkeley.edu/
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berkeley_Open_Infrastructure_for_Network_Computing
    like we fucked like we hooked up like we boinked/bonked/inserted each others penises into each others orifaces
    
    
    
    we could all run shitty or good computers big whoop you could get 10 of them but you will never get 100 or 1000
    if we combined all your boincing computers together we could harness the power of a supercomputer OH ALDRA IS COMPUTING SATELLITE IMAGRY AND HE JUST SENT ME A DATA FAX THROUGH THE FOIP THROUGH THE CLOUD AND I PICKED IT UP FROM A LED ROUTER
    
    TURN ON THE CONDOR CLUSTER!! CAW CAW!! CAW CAW!!!
    WERRERWRWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR