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stealing trash bags out of public cans

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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    soooooo im pretty broke and would rather buy food than trash bags but im out of trash bags so i was thinking of where i could get trash bags from and i remembered they have trash cans all over the place downtown so i was thinking i could just go find those, empty the trash onto the sidewalk next to it, take the bag out, then use that bag to store all the other trash bags i get from doing the same thing. thoughts?
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Or you could just get a job
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Maybee u shud get a grip babes
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    or i could just say im tired of being everyones entertainment and scapegoat and abused kid to be shitted on and move to argentina or cambodia and live out another 6-12 months of severe drug abuse til i overdose and die

    one thing i can tell you for sure is im done putting forth any honest effort just to be fucked with and lied to
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    or i could just get any random 22 yr old only fans whore to make me a website to sell clothes on like shein. since thats something those types of people commonly do just as like a joke on the side for funzies no big deal
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE or i could just say im tired of being everyones entertainment and scapegoat and abused kid to be shitted on and move to argentina or cambodia and live out another 6-12 months of severe drug abuse til i overdose and die

    one thing i can tell you for sure is im done putting forth any honest effort just to be fucked with and lied to

    or you could sell yourself to the lowest bidder and know that giving enjoyment to others at your personal expense is a meaningful enough of an existence
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    U could do that...or just don't use a trash bag and take ur can outside and hose it out when ur done...been there..or use plastic grocery bags...I mean there's so many better options than walking all the way downtown, lifting heavy trash bag out of.a.bin, dump it out, only to realize a broken bottle a shish kebab stuck already tore 2 holes in it, so you move.to the next to repeat the process until you can get a decent bag basically, THEN you potentially build fines.for littering as I imagine Canada is quite 1984 ish and if they keep finding trash like.this they'll just view the street cams see ur dumbass and just fine the fuck out of you to the point where you end up with a warrant then you get taken in one day, say you can't pay, and all the fines go to a credit company and bam you have no credit and a few shitty[literally] trash bags
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    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    Are you stealing toilet paper from public restrooms as well?
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by maddie Are you stealing toilet paper from public restrooms as well?

    not yet but thats a good idea
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    Armitage Yung Blood
    actually most public bathrooms will use the trash receptacle to store new bags, like if you remove the bag that’s in there they store empty ones under it so they don’t have to tote a bunch of empty trash bags along when they pull the full ones out.

    the quality of the bags is usually poor, but if they’re free who cares
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    you can harvest trashbags from the supermarkets.
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    Armitage Yung Blood
    public buildings with many restrooms are the best cleaning crews just pull the trash bags out and discard them in one big receptacle they wheel around there are usually several new ones under the ones they toss out.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE not yet but thats a good idea

    you dont need toilet paper. they dont even wipe their assess in the middle east
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    Armitage Yung Blood
    Originally posted by maddie Are you stealing toilet paper from public restrooms as well?

    yes I have
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    im going to make a youtube channel where its just me trying various methods of stealing inconspicuous shit like that and teaching the audience. i wonder how much money i could make/save, i could tally it up and if i put 8-10 hours of work in at it every day i bet i could make as much as a minimum wage job
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE im going to make a youtube channel where its just me trying various methods of stealing inconspicuous shit like that and teaching the audience. i wonder how much money i could make/save, i could tally it up and if i put 8-10 hours of work in at it every day i bet i could make as much as a minimum wage job

    You could go on cam and do butt stuff and feel better about yourself, it's probably less demeaning than going through the trash. So I've heard.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE im going to make a youtube channel where its just me trying various methods of stealing inconspicuous shit like that and teaching the audience. i wonder how much money i could make/save, i could tally it up and if i put 8-10 hours of work in at it every day i bet i could make as much as a minimum wage job

    It'd be more cost effective to shoplift at walmart
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