Lala has gone into full party planning mode

1. 2023-11-04 at 10:02 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   And I’m sitting in a room with discarded husbands and sons watching football and discussing how none of us can figure out why tulle exists.
   
   Folx, send help
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   • Meikai
2. 2023-11-04 at 10:07 PM UTC

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   Donald Trump Black Hole
   Is this cos she thinks Israel will be destroyed?
3. 2023-11-04 at 10:08 PM UTC

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   Haley Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Is this cos she thinks Israel will be destroyed?

   
   Yee, i was about to ask; what's the occasion? Or maybe it's a surprise party.
4. 2023-11-04 at 10:09 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Nah, I’d be involved in that party prep, setting up the celebratory paragliders
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5. 2023-11-04 at 10:12 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   It’s an engagement party for one of her friends, which I didn’t know was a thing. I guess it’s like pregaming for a wedding? Or a combined stag/hen party? Idk, I’m figuring it out as we go
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6. 2023-11-04 at 10:14 PM UTC

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   Haley Yung Blood
   As good a reason as any.
7. 2023-11-04 at 11:11 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   paragliders wouldn't be inappropriate there
8. 2023-11-04 at 11:23 PM UTC

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   Haxxor Space Nigga
   There’s always a good reason to throw a party that results in receiving gifts a plenty.
9. 2023-11-05 at 12:31 AM UTC

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   infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................... Yung Blood

   Originally posted by aldra paragliders wouldn't be inappropriate there

   
   it can be arranged.
   
   just paste a yellow star-of-david on the front door and advertise in all the jedi media outlets theres going to be a brit milah where everyone gets to do the metzitzah b'peh. that will attract every jedi for hundreds of miles then once the haji sleeper cells get word theyre guaranteed to make it a reenactment of october 7th
10. 2023-11-05 at 12:44 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    I'd be uncomfortable with the discarded husbands in the same room.
11. 2023-11-05 at 12:57 AM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty
    No one wants you here
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12. 2023-11-05 at 1:05 AM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'm sendin lala a dik pik .. call it a party favor
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13. 2023-11-05 at 1:06 AM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty
    I'm going to ruin your wedding
14. 2023-11-05 at 1:06 AM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty
    Pinky promise
15. 2023-11-05 at 1:09 AM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty
    Frala u kno Gemini r cheaters? They go w the chubby ones that look after them lik4 nktherz but they always glonan lol to cbeat q acc attra
16. 2023-11-05 at 1:16 AM UTC

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    Incessant African Astronaut
    ooOooO what is she making/setting up? Is there a Photo Booth?
17. 2023-11-05 at 1:17 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ugh
    
    is there ever not
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18. 2023-11-05 at 1:21 AM UTC

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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kafka I'm going to ruin your wedding

    
    i can say with absolute confidence that both of them do not give a single flying fuck
    
    you think you can touch that shit? lol you have no idea whats going on
    
    way less than i do even
19. 2023-11-05 at 1:24 AM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian i can say with absolute confidence that both of them do not give a single flying fuck
    
    you think you can touch that shit? lol you have no idea whats going on
    
    way less than i do even
    [/quot
    Ik lsnny is thinking about me

20. 2023-11-05 at 1:25 AM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty
    Have to act sober now