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  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Nice to see two white people knife fighting for a change.


    Always amazes me how many people take knives to fight with completely oblivious to the fact that fighting with knives is no where near as easy as they think its going to be.


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  2. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc Always amazes me how many people take knives to fight with completely oblivious to the fact that fighting with knives is no where near as easy as they think its going to be.


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    It looked to me kinda like the problem was neither one was seriously trying to kill the other one.

    On the other hand this South African machete fight looked to be for real.
    https://niggasin.space/thread/88810?p=1#post-1916215
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  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump It looked to me kinda like the problem was neither one was seriously trying to kill the other one.

    Well, neither has the first idea how to use a knife in a fight, that much is obvious.

    When you go into a fight with a knife you don't hold it out in front of you, you hold it down your side or slightly behind you. Then you use your left hand to grip them and hold them in place where you can then bring your right hand in with the blade to deliver the kill shot. You don't wave the knife out in front of you where your opponent can just easily grip your wrist and proceed to try and break your forearm or smash and/or scrape your hand against nearby brick or concrete.

    You can tell when amateurs hold knives in front their instincts are more geared toward hoping the opponent will see the knife and chicken it. Most have not even given a moment of thought on the idea of how devastating it will be if the opponent were to manage to get the knife from them, or about how pissed they'd now be that you had the gall to pull a knife on them, or what that anger might now drive them to do with it.


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  4. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc Well, neither has the first idea how to use a knife in a fight, that much is obvious.

    When you go into a fight with a knife you don't hold it out in front of you, you hold it down your side or slightly behind you. Then you use your left hand to grip them and hold them in place where you can then bring your right hand in with the blade to deliver the kill shot. You don't wave the knife out in front of you where your opponent can just easily grip your wrist and proceed to try and break your forearm or smash and/or scrape your hand against nearby brick or concrete.

    You can tell when amateurs hold knives in front their instincts are more geared toward hoping the opponent will see the knife and chicken it. Most have not even given a moment of thought on the idea of how devastating it will be if the opponent were to manage to get the knife from them, or about how pissed they'd now be that you had the gall to pull a knife on them, or what that anger might now drive them to do with it.

    tobe fair only one of the 'knives' even had a tip on it, you don't generally do much stabbing with a machete

    and the fact that the jacket guy allowed the shirtless guy to go get a machete and didn't punish him for dropping it indicates he wasn't all that serious
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  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ner vegas tobe fair only one of the 'knives' even had a tip on it, you don't generally do much stabbing with a machete

    and the fact that the jacket guy allowed the shirtless guy to go get a machete and didn't punish him for dropping it indicates he wasn't all that serious

    Even more so applies with using a machete. When you go to gash somebody with a machete, holding them, then doing it ensures a hit. Rather than having them stepping back or leaning out to avoid it, where they are then able to attack at you once your swing has passed and you are in that very vulnerable position where you have to get back control of that swing and move yourself back into a position where you have full control of the weapon and are ready to attack with it again. That's a good second or more where anything could happen(you can see this effect in this video too). They're not the best weapons to fight with really, they might look fearsome to the average guy who only has experience of playing video games, but they weren't designed to be weapons.


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  6. Back in 2400BC, the soldiers would use long swords and sweeping attacks to cut both legs clean off at the knees or shanks. So you had all these soldiers laying there squirming all over the battlefield with no legs.
  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Back in 2400BC, the soldiers would use long swords and sweeping attacks to cut both legs clean off at the knees or shanks. So you had all these soldiers laying there squirming all over the battlefield with no legs.

    Bullshit


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  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Iron swords were not common until the 8th Century and Bronze would not be that strong enough to be made into a sword big enough to do that with.
  9. It's all documented in the Book of Jasher. They had forged swords.

    https://sacred-texts.com/chr/apo/jasher/index.htm
  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    The book of what?


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  11. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc Iron swords were not common until the 8th Century and Bronze would not be that strong enough to be made into a sword big enough to do that with.

    Early iron swords were really variable in quality too, that's where the myths about magical swords came from. And go to a museum - swords back then were small and thin and light. And due to poor nutrition people were shorter and smaller back then, and tended not to live as long.

    A bronze age or early iron age battle would have been like watching two groups of skinny little teenagers trying to stab each other to death with sharpened water pipes. It'd be unimaginably vicious, bloody and pathetic. You'd see people getting stabbed in the eyes, getting ligaments cut, walking around with entrails hanging out and bleeding to death.
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  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Not according to Speckles and his non-non-fiction book it wasn't


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  13. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc Try again you dumb cunt




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    another englishman demonstrate his failure at grasping english

  14. Originally posted by Narc Not according to Speckles and his non-non-fiction book it wasn't


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    The Dead Sea scrolls are authentic historical records; people had no reason to lie back then. Heck, even Adam and Eve immediately copped to eating the apple.
  15. jerryb African Astronaut
    You don't scare Spectral kid, after all he was there and knows first hand.
  16. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's all documented in the Book of Jasher. They had forged swords.

    https://sacred-texts.com/chr/apo/jasher/index.htm

    This particular one is a translation of a Hebrew book printed in 1613. Sepir Ha Yasher, the Hebrew title of this book, means the 'Book of the Upright', or 'the Upright or Correct Record'.
  17. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Early iron swords were really variable in quality too, that's where the myths about magical swords came from. And go to a museum - swords back then were small and thin and light. And due to poor nutrition people were shorter and smaller back then, and tended not to live as long.

    A bronze age or early iron age battle would have been like watching two groups of skinny little teenagers trying to stab each other to death with sharpened water pipes. It'd be unimaginably vicious, bloody and pathetic. You'd see people getting stabbed in the eyes, getting ligaments cut, walking around with entrails hanging out and bleeding to death.

    for the most part swords were a sidearm, spears have historically been the primary weapon
  18. jerryb African Astronaut
    With the stupid knife laws in the UK I've wondered what the law is about walking staffs. I watch a Scot who is into old stuff like camping using old methods and staff fighting. Pretty interesting and watching some of those trained guys they would fuck up any shithead with a knife.

    Just wear your rucksack and your walking stick, tell the local cops you going hiking.

    Also they say the UK over 80% white, I haven't seen that in the US since I was a kid.
  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Dead Sea scrolls are authentic historical records; people had no reason to lie back then. Heck, even Adam and Eve immediately copped to eating the apple.




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