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The first step to take if your vehicle catches fire while driving is:

  1. #1
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Immediately open the door and jump out
  2. #2
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I just drive faster so the wind puts the flames out
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    stop
    drop
    shut em down, open up shop
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Don't change your horses mid-stream.

    Quitter will never be winners.
  5. #5
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Obviously the first thing to do is to drive into a large body of water and roll down the windows.
  6. #6
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    the efire makes you faster 🔥🏎️🔥💨🔥
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