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  1. #21
    Originally posted by jerryb You just need one day to open presents but you need an extra day to sleep off pigging out on Thanksgiving.

    The extra day is so you can go out and buy shit, it’s for the economy or something. Doesn’t get more American than that!
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  2. #22
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb Kawkasian kinda hard to have pity on a guy that gets paid to post on NIS all day. lol

    You'll be in a better mood once you stop dropping huge loads stopping up your shitter.

    That's not all I do, I yell at the underlings too.
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  3. #23


    Just like after 9/11 Bush told everyone to go shopping, after Israel being attacked you must also go shopping.

    It's your patriotic duty, goy.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by jerryb That shit don't go here in the bible belt, somebody may bitch slap a nigga disrespecting baby Jesus.

    lol thats worse.

    jesus was born in the summer.
  5. #25
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lol thats worse.

    jesus was born in the summer.


    Spring actually, the censuses were held in the spring.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Fox The extra day is so you can go out and buy shit, it’s for the economy or something. Doesn’t get more American than that!

    its to recover from getting shitfaced drunk the night before.
  7. #27
    jerryb African Astronaut
    I hate shopping, the internet was the best thing to happen for me. Not all that thrilled about holidays either, I'm not much of an American. lol
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  8. #28
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kawkasian That's not all I do, I yell at the underlings too.

    See not everything is so bad. Nothing as relaxing as chewing out an idiot.
  9. #29
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by jerryb I hate shopping, the internet was the best thing to happen for me. Not all that thrilled about holidays either, I'm not much of an American. lol

    Right? How sweet is home delivery. When online shopping started to really take form years ago my boomer mom was one of those "I don't know if I can trust stuff from the internet" type of people and now she orders everything online like me.
  10. #30
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb I hate shopping, the internet was the best thing to happen for me. Not all that thrilled about holidays either, I'm not much of an American. lol

    same, Curbside pickup is awesome too...now you don't have to go aisle to aisle with the other stinking humans.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by jerryb I hate shopping, the internet was the best thing to happen for me. Not all that thrilled about holidays either, I'm not much of an American. lol

    beware of quality creep.

    everytime i intended to shop online for the cheapest possible shit i ended up with expensive high quality shit since adding just dime and cents gets you slightly better quality products and i keep choosing something just a tad more expensive and at the end of the day i ended up with branded stuff.
  12. #32
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Right? How sweet is home delivery. When online shopping started to really take form years ago my boomer mom was one of those "I don't know if I can trust stuff from the internet" type of people and now she orders everything online like me.

    I even order my lawnmower oil enhancement, cheaper and they bring it right to my door.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Kawkasian same, Curbside pickup is awesome too…now you don't have to go aisle to aisle with the other stinking humans.

    cuck shoppers.

    theres nothing more sastifying in life than harvesting your own groceries from the shelves.
  14. #34
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny cuck shoppers.

    theres nothing more sastifying in life than harvesting your own groceries from the shelves.

    Aldi is ok because it's mostly white people and it's never really busy.

    For "big grocery" shopping I order online from HEB (it's cheaper too as you get online only discounts and it's easier to apply coupons etc) then pick up on my way home...usually on a Friday.
  15. #35
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by jerryb I even order my lawnmower oil enhancement, cheaper and they bring it right to my door.

    I keep my cats' food on auto ship so I don't even have to worry about ordering it, just get an automatic delivery same time every few weeks.
  16. #36
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  17. #37
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Yeah there are literally TONS of examples of how Stupid Americans are. Take congress for example:



    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/nancy-mace-scarlet-letter_n_652650ade4b09f4b8d42498a#:~:text=“I%27m%20wearing%20the%20%27,The%20Scarlet%20Letter”%20is%20about.

    And she didn’t even fail the GED several times 🤔 whether you're democrat or republican, even the worst movie plot out of hollywood makes a heck of a lot more sense than our government.

  18. #38
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs

    Was that the senator’s or our congressman & women?
  19. #39
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs

    Nobody gives a fuck where Iran be at. That's why we paid good money for the GPS system. Punch in the location and bombs away nigga.
  20. #40
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by jerryb Nobody gives a fuck where Iran be at. That's why we paid good money for the GPS system. Punch in the location and bombs away nigga.

    I think you missed the point big Jer…..as a society we be stupid as shit, governed by people who are literally stupider than house plants…and even more disturbing…..
    these ass clowns were elected by the “majority of voters”……. what that says about the intellectual capacity of the majority of Americans is more terrifying than the thought of having a nuclear bomb dropped on our heads tomorrow.
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