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Frying an egg is too time consuming
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2023-10-11 at 9:44 AM UTCLike you have to heat up the hob and wait, then heat up the pain and wait a bit then cooking the motherfucking egg foetus takes a while aswell.
Billions of years of evolution and we ain't sorted this out yet.
Folk? -
2023-10-11 at 9:45 AM UTCyou can buy boiled aggs at the gas station
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2023-10-11 at 9:59 AM UTCWhat is a hob
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2023-10-11 at 10:37 AM UTCCrack it into a bowl, whip it (whip it real good), microwave it for 45 seconds. Bless your heart.
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2023-10-11 at 10:51 AM UTC
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2023-10-11 at 10:59 AM UTCJust get cartons of egg whites and chug them raw.
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2023-10-11 at 11:07 AM UTCEggs are fucking gross, I still eat them thoughThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-11 at 11:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by Instigator Thats scrambled
I'm on about a fried egg.
So I can have an egg banjo.
You could complete this task in <4 minutes. Griddle on high. Hot enough in 60-90 seconds. Crack egg(s) onto griddle. Flip within 60-90 seconds. Take it off after desired yoke status within 30 seconds.
Your bacon is probably FINNA take longer than your egg. If bacon is part of your BANJO. toast or don't toast your bread/bun while you're egg cooking.
This is one of the quickest mealies you can prepare, so I must assume with your time constraints you normally only eat cookies and straight oats.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-11 at 11:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ You could complete this task in <4 minutes. Griddle on high. Hot enough in 60-90 seconds. Crack egg(s) onto griddle. Flip within 60-90 seconds. Take it off after desired yoke status within 30 seconds.
Your bacon is probably FINNA take longer than your egg. If bacon is part of your BANJO. toast or don't toast your bread/bun while you're egg cooking.
This is one of the quickest mealies you can prepare, so I must assume with your time constraints you normally only eat cookies and straight oats.
Flex on these non cooking niggas. Frying an egg is quick and easy like you said, people are just too ADHD and or fucking lazy -
2023-10-11 at 11:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rape Monster Flex on these non cooking niggas. Frying an egg is quick and easy like you said, people are just too ADHD and or fucking lazy
I think he posted this as RAGE BAIT. lol
Guys help, dipping my Oreos in milk takes too fucking long. I have to (heavy sigh) open my fridge and reach for the milk container. Open my cupboard and (heavier sigh) reach up and find a cup. Set down the cup and (angry heavy sigh) pour the milk in it before (rage sigh) having to REOPEN my fridge and put the milk back.
Now don't even get me started in the time it then takes to find ME OREOS and grab them from the package. And dear fucking god if I have to wait another goddamned seconds holding the Oreo in the milk to reach my desired soginess. 🤬😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-11 at 11:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I think he posted this as RAGE BAIT. lol
Guys help, dipping my Oreos in milk takes too fucking long. I have to (heavy sigh) open my fridge and reach for the milk container. Open my cupboard and (heavier sigh) reach up and find a cup. Set down the cup and (angry heavy sigh) pour the milk in it before (rage sigh) having to REOPEN my fridge and put the milk back.
Now don't even get me started in the time it then takes to find ME OREOS and grab them from the package. And dear fucking god if I have to wait another goddamned seconds holding the Oreo in the milk to reach my desired soginess. 🤬😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Ever see that premade pancake batter they make in like a squeeze jug? Because mixing water and powder is too much for some people. -
2023-10-11 at 12:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by Instigator Like you have to heat up the hob and wait, then heat up the pain and wait a bit then cooking the motherfucking egg foetus takes a while aswell.
Billions of years of evolution and we ain't sorted this out yet.
Folk?
Good things take time my nigger, learn patience and stop being an "I want it now!" millenial. -
2023-10-11 at 1:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by Rape Monster Ever see that premade pancake batter they make in like a squeeze jug? Because mixing water and powder is too much for some people.
Lol I had not heard of that. Tbh if they still taste good I'd probably buy that instead. Like buying ranch dressing instead of buying the packets, mayo, and whipping cream to make it myself. -
2023-10-11 at 1:38 PM UTCI sometimes buy those frozen already made pancakes, you get like 24 in the bag for $3.xx. I've got some in my freezer right now...couple those with the precooked sausage patties and you can have a sausage McGriddle in 2 mins from the microwave.
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2023-10-11 at 1:42 PM UTC1- shake the egg vigorously until the yoke broke and mixes with the egg white.
2- break and pour it into a mug of hot salt water,
3- stir and ready to consume or pour into your food. -
2023-10-11 at 1:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I think he posted this as RAGE BAIT. lol
Guys help, dipping my Oreos in milk takes too fucking long. I have to (heavy sigh) open my fridge and reach for the milk container. Open my cupboard and (heavier sigh) reach up and find a cup. Set down the cup and (angry heavy sigh) pour the milk in it before (rage sigh) having to REOPEN my fridge and put the milk back.
Now don't even get me started in the time it then takes to find ME OREOS and grab them from the package. And dear fucking god if I have to wait another goddamned seconds holding the Oreo in the milk to reach my desired soginess. 🤬😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
He should see the amount of time it takes for the poor hen to make the egg. -
2023-10-11 at 5:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I think he posted this as RAGE BAIT. lol
Lol
Yeah I was on abit of a caffeine high this morning...just complaining for the fun of it
used to make a sort of "fried egg" in the microwave in this establishment place i was once in...just "grease" a bowl with plenty of butter crack the egg, slightly poke the yolk but not so it pops and then microwave for a minute checking halfway....a perfect "fried but not fried egg" -
2023-10-11 at 5:28 PM UTCBoil a dozen eggs at the beginning of the week and eat 2 of them every day.
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2023-10-11 at 5:36 PM UTCHardboiled eggs taste like farts and yes I would knowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-11 at 5:47 PM UTCIf it smells like a fart it is a fart...brussel sprouts are the same.
