2023-10-10 at 5:13 AM UTC
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Missing limbs? Gore and sinew stained rotting flesh? No problem!
We'll turn your mangled mass of your former spouse into a specimen so fine they could be in a medical textbook or one of those weird ancient anatomy books. You want to go out in a suit with a lit cigar during your funeral? I'll make it happen.
You want a pre recorded message to play from your coffin or a spring loaded pop up scare final "from beyond the grave" gag? Good luck finding anyone else willing to handle your bones without demanding an arm and a leg to do it
I HOPE YOU HAVE LIMBS TO SPARE, but if not YOU'VE TRIED THE REST , NOW TRY THE BEST IN PEACE.