I can't WAIT...

1. 2023-10-04 at 10:05 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   To get my own apartment. I'll finally be able to get fucked up in PEACE.
   
   Last night, at about 11 PM I was trying to hotbox my motel room. All was going well until I hear BANGING, not knocking, BANGING on my door. A bunch of negroes where outside my door yelling at me to, "Open da muddaphuckin do!"
   
   They meant to go to room 141, not 131. Stupid motherfuckers.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CandyRein
2. 2023-10-04 at 10:44 PM UTC

   #2
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   get some bomb ass headphones and u can sleep anywhere but a long term place is probably a better investment
3. 2023-10-04 at 10:47 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You heard back about that job yet?
4. 2023-10-04 at 10:52 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox You heard back about that job yet?

   
   They told me to fuck off because I have no experience in a similar position.