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Meeting my neighbor 🪓 (a story of broken wood)

  1. 2023-09-29 at 8:06 PM UTC
    #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Time to go meet my neighbor.
    Hopefully he is easy to get along with because his tree fell through the fence and is littering my yard.
    Had the tree been alive it would be considered an act of God but with it being a dead tree it is considered negligence.
  2. 2023-09-29 at 8:19 PM UTC
    #2
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Have you contacted your insurance yet
  3. 2023-09-29 at 8:31 PM UTC
    #3
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    I was working out carrying weights down the road when I saw a couple loading a couch in their front door. I asked if they needed help and a females struggle showed it was quite a heavy couch. "Gday! Couch is a bit of a thing eh!" or something like that in a thick Australian accent. "Dude your from Australia aren't you!" and then I spoke of some people from Australia I follow and we eventually got the couch in we had to take off these screw on bottoms. I awkwardly even said some things in an Australian accent but I couldn't help it. Something in the heat of the moment like "Cripes! Couch is roight stook in there aint it!" (I say cripes regularly).

    Anyway, I carried about 90lbs for half a mile, then 30lbs for a mile.
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  4. 2023-09-29 at 9 PM UTC
    #4
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Godspeed.
  5. 2023-09-29 at 11:58 PM UTC
    #5
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Fox Have you contacted your insurance yet

    The only thing of mine that is damaged is the little plastic picnic table.
    The fence and tree are the neighbors and I expect they deal with it or call me back and inform me they are unable to.
    I stated I dont mind cleaning up the bit of tree that conveniently broke into manageable pieces but I don't much wanna fix their fence although I'll remove the rest of it.
  6. 2023-09-30 at 12:09 AM UTC
    #6
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hopefully they will let you keep the tree as reparations, free lumber.
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  7. 2023-09-30 at 4:50 PM UTC
    #7
    toilet clogger Houston
    Originally posted by eBagger I was working out carrying weights down the road when I saw a couple loading a couch in their front door. I asked if they needed help and a females struggle showed it was quite a heavy couch. "Gday! Couch is a bit of a thing eh!" or something like that in a thick Australian accent. "Dude your from Australia aren't you!" and then I spoke of some people from Australia I follow and we eventually got the couch in we had to take off these screw on bottoms. I awkwardly even said some things in an Australian accent but I couldn't help it. Something in the heat of the moment like "Cripes! Couch is roight stook in there aint it!" (I say cripes regularly).

    Anyway, I carried about 90lbs for half a mile, then 30lbs for a mile.

    are you fuckin retarded
  8. 2023-09-30 at 6:14 PM UTC
    #8
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by toilet clogger are you fuckin retarded

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  9. 2023-09-30 at 6:39 PM UTC
    #9
    Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Time to go meet my neighbor.
    Hopefully he is easy to get along with because his tree fell through the fence and is littering my yard.
    Had the tree been alive it would be considered an act of God but with it being a dead tree it is considered negligence.

    Fuck off Karen and deal with it. Pussy
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  10. 2023-09-30 at 6:42 PM UTC
    #10
    Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by eBagger

    weirdo. you said something in "Australian"
    did you quote Paul Hogan shit too? did you say "That's not a knife, here.. This is a Knife" refering to her husband's penis versus your own.

    then stab her in the vagina flaps with your pen knife aka tiny weenier
  11. 2023-09-30 at 6:57 PM UTC
    #11
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Niggles weirdo. you said something in "Australian"
    did you quote Paul Hogan shit too? did you say "That's not a knife, here.. This is a Knife" refering to her husband's penis versus your own.

    then stab her in the vagina flaps with your pen knife aka tiny weenier

    Oill say sumfin else in Australian too croikey u toyp loik a bitch
  12. 2023-09-30 at 7:44 PM UTC
    #12
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    A bloak implemented use of my door knocker this afternoon and introduced himself as a gent sent by my neighbor to inspect the fellen tree.
    We kindly discussed different approaches to finalizing a solution to the problem and future problem as there are 2 more trees leaning harder than a rapper in a music video.
  13. 2023-10-01 at 6:26 AM UTC
    #13
    Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    I knew sauce would thicken when fona had fallen in love worth dying over

    His ol lady, a home to defend and another man's cooms

    Our little billy is all growed up
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