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I can't believe it took me this long to read the Qu'ran
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2023-09-27 at 6:09 AM UTCAnd its fucking awesome. Its like the book of Revelation spread out over an entire book, and the prophet Muhammed was badass. It was hilarious reading the wiki about it - "Some critics of the religion speak against how Muhammed treated his enemies..." LMAO
Growing up in Christian school, the bible is like fluffy complicated shit with annoying analogies and too much magic water walking not enough hellfire. The Quran is straightforward and metal as fuck. Its so intense I half start expecting it to start reading "And thy enemy will taste the fucking punishment! And when they scream from the motherfucking hellfire and run for relief, hellfire shall engulf them the fuck up in the disgrace of forever, bitch" like holy shit hell yeah, now THAT is what I'm talking about Allah, the most high.
Going to get a physical copy of the book soon, but I like the various Muslim apps too. Its like way more interactive than Christianity. The app even tells you what direction to pray. Now THAT is what I look for in an ancient religion. It also starts randomly singing Islamic tunes 5 times a day when I am supposed to pray, but I am learning.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-27 at 7 AM UTC
Originally posted by eBagger And its fucking awesome. Its like the book of Revelation spread out over an entire book, and the prophet Muhammed was badass. It was hilarious reading the wiki about it - "Some critics of the religion speak against how Muhammed treated his enemies…" LMAO
Growing up in Christian school, the bible is like fluffy complicated shit with annoying analogies and too much magic water walking not enough hellfire. The Quran is straightforward and metal as fuck. Its so intense I half start expecting it to start reading "And thy enemy will taste the fucking punishment! And when they scream from the motherfucking hellfire and run for relief, hellfire shall engulf them the fuck up in the disgrace of forever, bitch" like holy shit hell yeah, now THAT is what I'm talking about Allah, the most high.
Going to get a physical copy of the book soon, but I like the various Muslim apps too. Its like way more interactive than Christianity. The app even tells you what direction to pray. Now THAT is what I look for in an ancient religion. It also starts randomly singing Islamic tunes 5 times a day when I am supposed to pray, but I am learning.
Yeah man , pretty much. Reminds me of the job at the soler panel factory -
2023-09-27 at 7:41 AM UTC"I READ ALL BIBLES!"
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2023-09-27 at 7:43 AM UTCYeah but are the pages OK to wipe your ass on?
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2023-09-27 at 8:13 AM UTCgnostic texts or bustThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-27 at 8:44 AM UTCso judiasm and muslim are da same?
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2023-09-27 at 9:18 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-27 at 9:35 AM UTCOP is sadly mistaken.
I was assured Islam is all about loving your enemies and Mohammed was all about inclusivity and equality and Jihad only means personal struggle and improvement through self-development. -
2023-09-27 at 10:28 AM UTC
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2023-09-27 at 11:47 AM UTCSalam Alaikum Brother now begins your journey. We meet every Tuesday night in the back room of your local dry cleaners. Bring Styrofoam.
The Heifer and the Table is what everyone focuses on but there is so much great content later in the book and great retelling of old testament stories. I'm gonna buy a new Quran this week I think.
Tell other white people in your red state and shake their worldview. I Love stuff like that 😊🤑🫡💪The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-27 at 11:50 AM UTCReligion is for retardsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-27 at 11:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump Jihad only means personal struggle and improvement through self-development.
Jihad isn't mentioned in the Quran at all, it's much more of a cultural practice than a religious one.
Alot of the Quran (which was revealed during a time of turmoil) talks about dealing with enemies and difficult people. Like way more than people tend to mention. I imagine those are the kinds of things people fixate on as justification for violent acts or to try to form a narrative that it is a provocative and violent book.
The recent sectarianism is really the most disappointing thing about the contemporary Ummah. Alot of people agree that Shi'ites are weird but they get the job done when it comes to defending from Das Juden -
2023-09-27 at 2:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Yeah man , pretty much. Reminds me of the job at the soler panel factory
Sounds like the light
Originally posted by Instigator Yeah but are the pages OK to wipe your ass on?
I dunno, pretty sure Allah would want your fucking skull split for such a display though. See, isn't that alot cooler than wiping ass with the bible?
Originally posted by RIPtotse so judiasm and muslim are da same?
Taste the punishment nigga
Originally posted by Donald Trump OP is sadly mistaken.
I was assured Islam is all about loving your enemies and Mohammed was all about inclusivity and equality and Jihad only means personal struggle and improvement through self-development.
I'm pretty sure you are supposed to love your enemies, just the enemies that continually perpetuate certain degenerate and criminal policiy, get the fucking wrath. As I have read before, and wondered myself about Christianity, "Turning thy cheek" is literally just trojan horse talk.
Originally posted by Sudo Salam Alaikum Brother now begins your journey. We meet every Tuesday night in the back room of your local dry cleaners. Bring Styrofoam.
The Heifer and the Table is what everyone focuses on but there is so much great content later in the book and great retelling of old testament stories. I'm gonna buy a new Quran this week I think.
Tell other white people in your red state and shake their worldview. I Love stuff like that 😊🤑🫡💪
Interesting enough, I read the Qu'ran in most of its entirety a few months ago, and in the time since when socializing and it comes up, like with an evangelist I met while at my buddys hemp flower tent. Its amazing how as soon as you start saying "Allah" "Muslim", keywords like that in any context (even if its "Those Muslims believe...), you will get a confusing and like regardless of how hardcore into religion you are into, its like "I don't know what those dudes always praying to a rock and saying Allah is all about"...
Also Muhammed, as controversial as he might be, makes more sense than Jesus in the bible. And, I am going to talk to someone to make sure I understand what I read, but basically while all this shit was going on, Muhammed was off to the side taking note of things, and he noticed Jesus wasn't actually the son of God despite any magical bullshit they might have seen, but he sure did notice that it politically benefited those who bought into it.
Originally posted by Sudo Jihad isn't mentioned in the Quran at all, it's much more of a cultural practice than a religious one.
Alot of the Quran (which was revealed during a time of turmoil) talks about dealing with enemies and difficult people. Like way more than people tend to mention. I imagine those are the kinds of things people fixate on as justification for violent acts or to try to form a narrative that it is a provocative and violent book.
The recent sectarianism is really the most disappointing thing about the contemporary Ummah. Alot of people agree that Shi'ites are weird but they get the job done when it comes to defending from Das Juden
Yeah this is kind of confusing. Like you said, if you fixate on those elements, especially out of context, it can be used to justify just about anything.
Originally posted by Rape Monster Religion is for retards
Perhaps, one shouldn't need Religion to stop one from doing harm or being degenerate. But, you have to admit driving around, seeing all these churches and half of them are afraid to say "Stop the butt stuff, at least in the name of the Lord, for Gods sake" is annoying. Scared to stand on obvious grounds, what is the point of all the money and exemptions and large churches if they are just complicit too scared to preach what their book says?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-27 at 3:20 PM UTCCan you summarize it into commandments?
Example:
Thou shalt not use deodorant
thou shalt not shave
thou shalt not use toilet paper
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2023-09-27 at 3:32 PM UTCquran is incomplete without hadith
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2023-09-27 at 5:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kawkasian Can you summarize it into commandments?
Example:
Thou shalt not use deodorant
thou shalt not shave
thou shalt not use toilet paper
etc.
Thou shalt format thouself immediately
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny quran is incomplete without hadith
I have seen this, but haven't gotten around to reading them yet. -
2023-09-27 at 6:39 PM UTC
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2024-05-02 at 11:14 PM UTCDo you have a six year old child bride yet?
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2024-09-20 at 9:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by CodeNiggHardR Do you have a six year old child bride yet?
From my understanding, as you should consider things were different literally 2000 years ago when people were still tryna survive and stuff (Imagine jedis going around being little rascals, poisoning your wells back then before we had technology and could link it all together to figure it out, must have been frustrating), it was because they didn't give a single hoot about women back in the day and unless they hurried up and got married or something they could be kill or enslaved or something. -
2024-09-20 at 9:22 PM UTCop should wear a hijab
