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  1. #21
    Originally posted by Fox I can see it’s a sore subject, I’ll just drop it I really do not care

    “Hooking up” doesnt necessarily mean she cheated on him. Or maybe it does in this case. But it could also mean he wasnt originally threatened by it, but then didnt like the dynamic it created where he didnt feel needed. Or something idk.
  2. #22
    All I know is I'm upstairs listening to my Will Smith CD

    Detroit what
  3. #23
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Couple weeks ago gf and I go to this little hipster divey bar by her place. Towards the end of our night, I walk up to pay the tab. One of the bartenders is this tiny brunette. Dark, shoulder length curly hair, I think green eyes. Dark eyeshadow, metal bangles, boots dark lipstick. Cute. I plunk down my CC to settle up, and gf walks up next to me as I do. She and the bartender meet eyes as the bartender picks up my card, and gf does this weird eyebrow raise/fake smile/eye roll thing that women do sometimes. When we sit back at our table,i ask

    “So what was about?”

    “Huh?”

    “What. Was. That. About?”

    “What are you talking about?”

    “The look you gave the bartender that looked like you were smiling through a wet fart”

    “Thats disgusting…….Its a long story.”

    “………………..”

    “Youre not going to be weird about it?”

    “Weird about what?”


    Turns out she and this girl had hooked up a few months before gf and I started dating. (Shes pretty gay). My reaction is just “Oh. Right on”. She does another incredulous eyebrow raise. “Whats that supposed to mean?” Literally means nothing to me. “That doesnt DO something for you? Isnt that what all guys are into?” Not necessarily, no. “So you wouldnt fuck her?” Not unless thats something YOU’RE into.

    Long, narrowed eye stare.

    “So it wouldnt make you jealous to see another girl eating me out?” Not really, no. “Thats dumb. Why not?” Idk. Dude brain i guess. “You realize if i leave you for anyone, its probably gonna be a girl?” Thatd be unfortunate. “Im not opposed to it. But thered be like strict rules- non negotiable. 1. No one we know, none of our friends. 2. You dont get to cum in her. 3. She doesnt get to give you oral and vice versa”. That part struck me as weird. Seems like a weird line to draw. She says oral is WAY more intimate. I never felt that way at all. If anything it felt like the opposite. A blowjob or eating pussy is just kind of a sexy handshake. But she sees it very differently. In any case, its not super high on my list of priorities, and knowing how jealous she gets, itd probably result in a domestic dispute (even though this was kind of her suggestion). I will admit that tag teaming the little bartender with my gf or watching her lick my nut from between my gfs legs sounds pretty hot but not at the cost of potential drama i dont think. I dont think this was even a suggestion for the immediate future, but it got me to thinking :


    1. Would you even open this pandoras box at the risk of of having some dude slide in ur girls box further down the line?

    2. Why do men not feel any existential threat at the thought of a girl having sex with the woman you love?

    3. Why do women feel that oral sex is more imtimate?


    This has been my contribution

    Idk what your girlfriend is on about, penetrative sex is 100 times more intimate than oral. Which one are you risking a baby with by doing, hm?
  4. #24
    Incessant African Astronaut
    I wish I understood why men don’t have a problem with their gfs hooking up with other women but it seems to be common. And I agree with her, if my relationship ended I would probably end up with a woman next. Mainly because I haven’t fully tried it yet, the relationship bit. I can finally claim to not be a fake lesbian though because I went down on my roomate (but I barely remember it and don’t remember her turn with me). And apparently I was good at it which is what has kept me from trying this whole time (I don’t like doing things I’m bad at)

    Also I think I would find penetration more intimate than oral. Because it’s like as close as you possibly could be ya know?

    Definitely do not go down this path unless if you’re ready for your relationship to end and to see a fire show before that happens.

    My new boyfriend has been told by about 6 different women now if he doesn’t treat me right they are going to steal me or in Bree’s case she’s just gonna do it cuz she can and to fuck with him (they have a sibling relationship where they constantly flick each other off and act like they hate each other)

    Apparently he had a dream about me and the girl we are house sitting for right now and I told him “that will never happen only because I already know she and I would light the world on fire if that ever happened”

    If a threesome ever happened I would probably have the same rules. Almost a stranger, none of our friends, and honestly I’m so jealous he’d probably only get to watch and that’s it. And if they ever hooked up away from me it would be over. Also she would have to be my type which is definitely not his type. And he’d have to deal with that.
  5. #25
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    „ She and the bartender meet eyes as the bartender picks up my card, and gf does this weird eyebrow raise/fake smile/eye roll thing that women do sometimes. ”

    Snd tou wojser why people to for young girls?
  6. #26
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Nah, that shit sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. She'll be into it today, but it's going to be cheating somehow tomorrow.



    I think the usual idea is that bi gals get something different out of dudes vs. other women. While not universally true, I've known very few bi women who were in any sort of long term relationship with another woman, or if they were it's "not doing that again lol". Bitches are crazy, and no one knows that better than other bitche
  7. #27
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Nah, that shit sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. She'll be into it today, but it's going to be cheating somehow tomorrow.

    Best advice you're going to get.
  8. #28
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I dont care about any sort of rlations or relationships with women or anyone. seriously sex is the only thing i would like. zero even coversaiton if possible. if i could just find a way to join porn and oldje.
  9. #29
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    "
    I think the usual idea is that bi gals get something different out of dudes vs. other women. While not universally true, I've known very few bi women who were in any sort of long term relationship with another woman, or if they were it's "not doing that again lol". Bitches are crazy, and no one knows that better than other bitche"

    SO why not just join porn then?
  10. #30
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat "
    I think the usual idea is that bi gals get something different out of dudes vs. other women. While not universally true, I've known very few bi women who were in any sort of long term relationship with another woman, or if they were it's "not doing that again lol". Bitches are crazy, and no one knows that better than other bitche"

    SO why not just join porn then?

    Kys
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #31
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i just want the booty booty or shag.
  12. #32
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    booty bangbang.
  13. #33
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    booty booty bang bang slam slam.
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