2023-09-22 at 12:26 PM UTC
I was visited through my bedroom window and raped by extraterrestrial interdimensional beings from beyond the Andromeda galaxy.
2023-09-22 at 12:36 PM UTC
You'd have to be mighty horny to travel that far for some Earthling ass.
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2023-09-22 at 12:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by jerryb
You'd have to be mighty horny to travel that far for some Earthling ass.
It's not about the sex, it's about the breeding.
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2023-09-22 at 12:37 PM UTC
Probably his neighbors in Halloween costumes.
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2023-09-22 at 1:15 PM UTC
Only Mexicans would come up with a shitty looking alien. At least make one that looks like an old B movie alien, tall, white hair in a silver space suit.
2023-09-22 at 1:16 PM UTC
The guy who "discovered" these cake aliens also apparently pulled a similar stunt a few years before...but then the bodies were found to be human children...nice.
2023-09-22 at 1:17 PM UTC
You would look shitty too if you were left in some cave for 1,000 years
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2023-09-22 at 1:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by jerryb
You'd have to be mighty horny to travel that far for some Earthling ass.
every hole's a goal don't chya know?
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2023-09-22 at 1:39 PM UTC
Their technology lets them travel here must faster than you would think
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2023-09-22 at 1:57 PM UTC
Pretty sure cake doesn't have such technology.
2023-09-22 at 2:47 PM UTC
Not sure wormholes qualify as technology...I suppose to a worm it is.
