Raped by 1,000 year old aliens

1. 2023-09-22 at 12:26 PM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   I was visited through my bedroom window and raped by extraterrestrial interdimensional beings from beyond the Andromeda galaxy.
2. 2023-09-22 at 12:27 PM UTC

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   Kawkasian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster I was visited through my bedroom window and raped by extraterrestrial interdimensional beings from beyond the Andromeda galaxy.

   
   male or female?
3. 2023-09-22 at 12:35 PM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Kawkasian male or female?

   
   I don't know enough about their species to determine that yet
4. 2023-09-22 at 12:36 PM UTC

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   jerryb African Astronaut
   You'd have to be mighty horny to travel that far for some Earthling ass.
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   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2023-09-22 at 12:36 PM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by jerryb You'd have to be mighty horny to travel that far for some Earthling ass.

   
   It's not about the sex, it's about the breeding.
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   • jerryb
6. 2023-09-22 at 12:37 PM UTC

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   Kawkasian African Astronaut
   Probably his neighbors in Halloween costumes.
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   • Rape Monster
7. 2023-09-22 at 12:38 PM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Kawkasian Probably his neighbors in Halloween costumes.

   
   Mexicans dressed in paper mache, glue and plaster
8. 2023-09-22 at 12:40 PM UTC

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   Kawkasian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster Mexicans dressed in paper mache, glue and plaster

   
   Yes, they call them Pinatas
   
   
9. 2023-09-22 at 1:15 PM UTC

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   jerryb African Astronaut
   Only Mexicans would come up with a shitty looking alien. At least make one that looks like an old B movie alien, tall, white hair in a silver space suit.
10. 2023-09-22 at 1:16 PM UTC

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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    The guy who "discovered" these cake aliens also apparently pulled a similar stunt a few years before...but then the bodies were found to be human children...nice.
11. 2023-09-22 at 1:17 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    You would look shitty too if you were left in some cave for 1,000 years
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    • jerryb
12. 2023-09-22 at 1:17 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Kawkasian The guy who "discovered" these cake aliens also apparently pulled a similar stunt a few years before…but then the bodies were found to be human children…nice.

    
    This time is different
13. 2023-09-22 at 1:18 PM UTC

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    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster This time is different

    
    This time it's cake.
14. 2023-09-22 at 1:32 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by jerryb You'd have to be mighty horny to travel that far for some Earthling ass.

    
    every hole's a goal don't chya know?
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    • Rape Monster
15. 2023-09-22 at 1:39 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Their technology lets them travel here must faster than you would think
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    • jerryb
16. 2023-09-22 at 1:40 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    ageism is murder.
17. 2023-09-22 at 1:49 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Their technology lets them travel here must faster than you would think

    
    I like to think their technology is so advanced that they can and are absolutely coming here on a daily basis, fucking the shit out of us like so aggressively and demeaningly and horribly and disgustingly etc etc yet they can do this silently and invisibly without our knowledge.
    
    Like 'free use porn' lol. Have you seen that stuff?
18. 2023-09-22 at 1:57 PM UTC

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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Pretty sure cake doesn't have such technology.
19. 2023-09-22 at 2:43 PM UTC

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    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Their technology lets them travel here must faster than you would think

    
    Yeah I didn't think of that. Word must get out which human has the best stuff because some people get multiple anal probings over the years.
20. 2023-09-22 at 2:47 PM UTC

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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Not sure wormholes qualify as technology...I suppose to a worm it is.