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Ballsack Belt Buckle

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Alright, I don't know if you guys know this but sunlight is really good for your balls. Really really good for your balls. Most people I know go most of their day without ever exposing their nutsack to the sun.

    So I was thinkinga bout how I an get me some hoes. I know hoes love that sweatpant season for that dick print, but what if you aint really hung like that. YOu need to the ballsack belt buckle. Now I can't speak for everyone only myself but you'll feel better just do this.

    Take your pants and put them bitches on, I know what you're thinking but bradleyballsackB I thought this was about frontal exposure, don't worry, step 2 is coming.

    Now ur gonna reach down past your weiner cuz this isn't the weiner showcase on Antique's Roadshow, this is the ballsackbelt buckle. And ur gonna take that motherfucker and pull it up and over the belt, now it should be about the size of your belt buckle, mine is.

    if u a lil sack nigga it might be like a button or some shit, ey and when people look u hit em the same way them ladies hit us "My eyes are up here."

    So yeah anyway, post back, don't do it near a park and remember ballsack + belt = 2023 Fall Ball Fashion.
  2. #2
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    empyrical evidence?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    and we all saw this on youtube just like you b4 u posted it
  4. #4
    Having your balls licked is better than sunlit
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