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  1. #61
    Originally posted by aldra imagine getting trapped under an armoire

    why do you happen to know the gayest term of everything.

    is that what they call closet over there or do you just know more words than necessary.
  2. #62
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    that's what they are called you sperg
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  3. #63
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why do you happen to know the gayest term of everything.

    is that what they call closet over there or do you just know more words than necessary.

    A closet is a small room like enclosure inside of a normal sized room with it's own door when you live in a proper home. A closet is only something that can fall on you when you live in garden sheds like Bubbles.
  4. #64
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by totse2118 that's what they are called you sperg

    If you know the difference between a wardrobe, a cupboard, and an armoire you are gay (assuming there even is a difference). And if you choose to use "armoire" over "wardrobe" or "cupboard", you are French and gay.
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  5. #65
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    I'm gonna build this giant Tuff Shed 'cabin' and I'm not installing electrical wiring because meth heads ripping it out.

    I will simply just keep it basic. fuel generator and solar panel battery I take with me when I leave back to here.

    I'll try and bolt steal panels over the studs instead of drywall to keep them from trying. nothing the walls anyways but fiberglass.

    bars I put bolt on the windows and front door when I leave back for here. but allow them to see it's empty through the window.

    I'm going to make concrete bench like structures in it and bring the throw pillow and cushions back with me or store it in a false wall along with a cheap 150-200 dollar Chinese made TCL I can just slip in a faux wall

    no reason to break into this thing. to prevent squatters I will leave one solar battery hidden somewhere and have low rumbling sounds play throughout the day. annoying sound waves that make people feel uneasy. and every once in a while have a loud chirp go off throughout the day. maybe a loop recording and sounds of fingernails across the chalkboard.

    keep everything simple. bring laptop, generator, dorm fridge and whatever with me everytime I leave. keep it simple. less shit to rip off or turn it into a drug den. rig it with other shit. meth heads are the worse fucking people in the world. worse than heroin addics.
  6. #66
    Kafka sweaty
    There was this victorian house that that was abandoned in the 90s because a wardrobe fell on a child, a boy, and killed him. Anyway I went in there w my friends, up to the attic there were rooms. One was just all black like I couldn't see anything past the doorway. Anyway there was the little boy's room, the wallpaper had ships on it and istg there was a bloodstain on the carpet and you know that blue toilet paper? I wish I still had the videos from before it was burnt down. I remember I found a briefcase and old gloves. There were so many rooms that weren't connected to the hallway, they were within rooms.
  7. #67
    WellHung Black Hole
    Tara does ur cooter still get nice and juicy?
  8. #68
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    So they would just remove the blood stain section of carpet. you can still live in a house even after a tragedy happens. maybe not the parents (understandably) but why wasn't it sold or rented out? why leave that stain.

    fucking meth heads probably took it out. they're not replaceable (the Victorian homes.. meth heads seem to be an endless thing)

    becuase no one lived in it, it eventually circumed to what.. meth heads leaving a candle lit, faulty wiring.. etc. no one to watch a hand built beauty. an absolute work of art in the history of architect. each one hand crafted and slightly different from the next.

    why did you burn it down, Kafka?
  9. #69
    Kafka sweaty
    It would have been the best place for a horror movie tbh. The victorian sofas were still there.
  10. #70
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka It would have been the best place for a horror movie tbh. The victorian sofas were still there.

    Chesterfield by chance?
  11. #71
    Kafka sweaty
    I'll never forget that bubblegum blue door, the staircase, the room where I found the briefcase seemed like a blur, I saw another door in there but didn't look. I'll never forget that attic and the door into blackness.
  12. #72
    Kafka sweaty
    I still feel drawn to that place tbh even though it always makes me want to run. That's where we'd go to drink and where someone overdosed. My friend burned it down.
  13. #73
    Kafka sweaty
    One time in the garden of the place, a rock fell from the wall and hit my friend on the head.
  14. #74
    Kafka sweaty
    There was a creepy old man there one time with his dogs. I'm scared of dogs so I ran, they were chasing us then we fell down a ditch and my friend hurt her arm.
  15. #75
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    You can never recreate those homes. no one ever will. everything is staple built. tacka tacka tacka goes the nail guns.

    Hand crafted that takes days to cure the wood to bend just right and set in place that can last for hundreds of years. though you do have to replace out wood rot from time to time depending on the air.

    pocket doors are a bitch to fix and maintain with the inline pully systems. A Doctor of mine told me he was having one custom built with old blue prints (Victorian house) but i doubt it was nearly as close to the real ones back then.

    everything is shit quality today.
  16. #76
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why do you happen to know the gayest term of everything.

    is that what they call closet over there or do you just know more words than necessary.

    I heard it in an Eminem song about beating up Christopher Reeve
  17. #77
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka It would have been the best place for a horror movie tbh. The victorian sofas were still there.

    This thing looks like it would exist in a brothel house during that period.

  18. #78
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    I see these in older fancy hotels

  19. #79
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Vinny would probably buy this if he had the funds

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