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This nigga not named Bradley started selling fake product outside the hospital.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks, just dress in this doctor outfit I stole like two months ago and just go up to the nearest group of black folks (you'll find one quickly) and tell them "Can I get high a little bit?" and look around like you scared and give them 5$, the next day find the same group, and ask them if they wanna buy some straight drop, (suddenly I talk like a nigger in a different cracked out doctor outfit on) LOL this actually worked.

    I said yea 100 minimum, what you make an hour player? and I load the best shit I can onto a pipe 3 times (I don't do bigger groups than 3 for obvious reasons but they're afraid to rob a doctor in the parking lot of a hospital LOL this shit gets funnier and funnier) so I bust out three lil 5$ pieces and everytime load someone up another one,

    yeah we'll take 4.

    I said bet

    My coatshirt says something like Dr. Perez Ph D. Pediatrics since 2008 or some shit lol like LOL this is so easy to do.

    I say damn u want 4, call that tree fiddy.

    LOL

    Then I said bet, lmk if u need more, and went into the front of the hospital and out the other door int he back and fucking booked it.

    I sold that nigga crushed drywall I ran through some white candle wax LOL

    I'm so geeked up I"m confused cuz u know I did do the 4th blast out of my pipe (i dind't want to, but when in rome) the bus took 8 minutes and I'm thinking fuck man this is gonna get really bad really soon, so I dropped the white robe and put my hat and sunglasses on so I just look like every other cracker (There's like 2 here) LOL and i'm thinking damn did them niggers give me fake money, i get on the bus

    sure as shit it's 20s and two 5s for 330 dollars (How predictable)

    lol idk what possessed me to dress like a doctor with the stethescope thing and I got these glasses on a chain around my neck and gloves in the lil pouch LOL like I just took a break from work. Pretty sure the first day I told them "i'm on lunch okay? Be cool."

    I come the next day with that fire ass hard, we all do a little bit, and I am now 330 (minus the cost of one of those little white tea cnadels and some drywall that was falling out of my friends house when he said "This kinda looks like crack if it wasn't oily." and I felt like a frog was in my throat and the whole plan clicked.

    I've never seen any of them and the hospital is at least 4 miles away LOL

    I'm gonna buy shoes, get a security camera, a fatass bag of weed and still have half of it to waste on equally stupid shit.

    Fun fact; I was so high while doing this because I don't smoke crack regularly LOL and I just finessed these dumb early 20 year old niggers, i knew if they figured it out it might be really bad for me but killing a doctor outside of a hospital that treats children is a pretty serious offense and I was kinda banking on that and can't forget this folks

    CONFIDENCE I haven't had shrimp, lobster, crab legs, potatos, corn, spices, and the seafood boil bag of seasoning like i think they call it something Mexican or something I can't remember, some weiners gotta go in there all cut up nice. Not gumbo but something like that except no rice and not for poor people, anyway, now that I learned how to cook it idgaf what it's called, I call it seafood boil like the bag says. I can't get crawfish or I would.

    All I gotta do is go ask all of my neighbors who wants 50 for 100 in food stamps LOL everyone trusts me because I'm not a dumb nigger who hustles ten sacks out of good people, but when I see a tasty lick from a stranger, god forgive me if I lick it like no other Ph. D Doctor of Children's Medicine outside the children's hospital can possibly can. I literally went there, walked in the back, walked up to them, finessed the money, and walked into the building and out the back LOL took the bus there and back because I'm too cheap to Uber

    God bless e.
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    I think the only reason this was successful is because some old god finds this to be one of the most entertaining people he follows around.

    I even talked in bad english with spanish words cuz I knew if they were nigger they didn't speak much spanish or would understand I'm trying to speak english as best as I can cuz they're black and speak english.

    Bro it's like tricking a gold fish into thinking your feeding it when you put your hand near the aquarium.
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    I wanna rob a dealer right before he reups. That's a dream of mine, not like a 2-3,000k reup dealer but like something you can live 20,-30,000 and idk whatever I need to do, I'll pretend to be anything I need to to commit fraud against drug traffickers especially if I know I will most likely live. I don't mind being shot again, I get it, but don't kill me bro.

    LOL

    or when you're about to die you yell "FBI Just Go!." if I'm 100% sure i'm gonna die by a bullet and have the briefest second to speak, I will not hesitate to yell FBI JUST GO and start running away from them.

    That one second thought will reverberate in the smallest monkey's mind.

    but that's my last ditch escape rope LOL

    shits funny to me and if i get my brains blown out one day, just everyone remember, I was very excited and smiling on the inside up until that happened lol.
  4. #4
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    on da blok on s BOOK
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    330 for my neighbors drywall and a lil tea candle o and I had to buy a 20 sack from my fire plug (I got shitty plugs for less money, but brought the best of the best 20 and White Bread gets the shit a lil fat when I told him i need to hustle and showed him the dummy pack) lol so he gavef me like a 30 or 40 worth LOL he just wanted me to suceed so I was telling these niggers "This is a lil nick outta my shit, like I bought yesterday" when I bought a 5$ sack and got geeked on their shitty crack.

    so I'm like this is 5 worth, and they get higher than they can believe, then I load everyone up, and then myself and then I got this fatass (I had 6 bags on me cuz I"m optomistic, all 1.3g that I call grams) LOL. I'm so smart.

    And they want 4 immediately.

    LOL I feel like Dr. Evil.

    so they go cut the shit and i'm sure the wax started splitting instead of dicing LOL one tries to load the shit, oh my god I could not imagine how fucking funny this must be to be a fly on the wall watching this nonsense.

    "That doctor finessed us."

    nigga I don't even have a degree from community college, I'm just some dumb white boy with no street smarts, run and tell that Dr. Lopez who was obviously a white man at outside the children's hospital parking lot where homeless people just finessed all of you broke ass niggas out of 330. Haha!!~!~!~!~! I noticed the man who gave me money snickered like where you smile a little bit and handed me the money, he just lookeda t his other boy like they knew they fucked me out of 20 and I didn't count shit after he did (i caught him mis counting really easily at the fourth bill when he said two numbers for 1 bill) and I stuffed it into my doctors robe LOL

    They finessed me, I finessed them, they're high, I'm 330$ richer. Well 310 cuz we did that 20 sack, LOL. I'd be so confused and pissed.
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    edited to remove details
  7. #7
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    pushing on my block
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    i don't complain when u pushin on my cock
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