Folks, just dress in this doctor outfit I stole like two months ago and just go up to the nearest group of black folks (you'll find one quickly) and tell them "Can I get high a little bit?" and look around like you scared and give them 5$, the next day find the same group, and ask them if they wanna buy some straight drop, (suddenly I talk like a nigger in a different cracked out doctor outfit on) LOL this actually worked.
I said yea 100 minimum, what you make an hour player? and I load the best shit I can onto a pipe 3 times (I don't do bigger groups than 3 for obvious reasons but they're afraid to rob a doctor in the parking lot of a hospital LOL this shit gets funnier and funnier) so I bust out three lil 5$ pieces and everytime load someone up another one,
yeah we'll take 4.
I said bet
My coatshirt says something like Dr. Perez Ph D. Pediatrics since 2008 or some shit lol like LOL this is so easy to do.
I say damn u want 4, call that tree fiddy.
LOL
Then I said bet, lmk if u need more, and went into the front of the hospital and out the other door int he back and fucking booked it.
I sold that nigga crushed drywall I ran through some white candle wax LOL
I'm so geeked up I"m confused cuz u know I did do the 4th blast out of my pipe (i dind't want to, but when in rome) the bus took 8 minutes and I'm thinking fuck man this is gonna get really bad really soon, so I dropped the white robe and put my hat and sunglasses on so I just look like every other cracker (There's like 2 here) LOL and i'm thinking damn did them niggers give me fake money, i get on the bus
sure as shit it's 20s and two 5s for 330 dollars (How predictable)
lol idk what possessed me to dress like a doctor with the stethescope thing and I got these glasses on a chain around my neck and gloves in the lil pouch LOL like I just took a break from work. Pretty sure the first day I told them "i'm on lunch okay? Be cool."
I come the next day with that fire ass hard, we all do a little bit, and I am now 330 (minus the cost of one of those little white tea cnadels and some drywall that was falling out of my friends house when he said "This kinda looks like crack if it wasn't oily." and I felt like a frog was in my throat and the whole plan clicked.
I've never seen any of them and the hospital is at least 4 miles away LOL
I'm gonna buy shoes, get a security camera, a fatass bag of weed and still have half of it to waste on equally stupid shit.
Fun fact; I was so high while doing this because I don't smoke crack regularly LOL and I just finessed these dumb early 20 year old niggers, i knew if they figured it out it might be really bad for me but killing a doctor outside of a hospital that treats children is a pretty serious offense and I was kinda banking on that and can't forget this folks
CONFIDENCE I haven't had shrimp, lobster, crab legs, potatos, corn, spices, and the seafood boil bag of seasoning like i think they call it something Mexican or something I can't remember, some weiners gotta go in there all cut up nice. Not gumbo but something like that except no rice and not for poor people, anyway, now that I learned how to cook it idgaf what it's called, I call it seafood boil like the bag says. I can't get crawfish or I would.
All I gotta do is go ask all of my neighbors who wants 50 for 100 in food stamps LOL everyone trusts me because I'm not a dumb nigger who hustles ten sacks out of good people, but when I see a tasty lick from a stranger, god forgive me if I lick it like no other Ph. D Doctor of Children's Medicine outside the children's hospital can possibly can. I literally went there, walked in the back, walked up to them, finessed the money, and walked into the building and out the back LOL took the bus there and back because I'm too cheap to Uber
God bless e.
