Help, my wife has fleas!

1. 2023-09-10 at 12:56 PM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Her damn dogs brought fleas into the house because the yard is an overgrown bug orgy and her dogs are niggers.
   I bought some flea traps that seem to be catching fleas but my wife wont shut up about hiring an exterminator as if they'll do anything we can't do ourselves.
   Personally I think we should have all the animals put down so we don't have to deal with this anymore.
   Anyone know how to get rid of my wife's fleas?
2. 2023-09-10 at 1:16 PM UTC

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   Haxxor Space Nigga
   It might be time to put her down.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2023-09-10 at 1:18 PM UTC

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   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
4. 2023-09-10 at 2:12 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   she fucks the dogs dont she
5. 2023-09-10 at 2:14 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny she fucks the dogs dont she

   
   If she is white then the answer is a resounding YES
   
   White women love Great Danes!
6. 2023-09-10 at 2:16 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I bought some flea traps that seem to be catching fleas but my wife wont shut up about hiring an exterminator as if they'll do anything we can't do ourselves.

   
   Good call not hiring an exterminator, i'm sure the infestation isn't that bad. The flea traps will help, going through all of your bedding and washing it will help too (I know they aren't bed bugs, but 1/3 of your life is spent in bed, and Fleas follow humans.)
7. 2023-09-10 at 2:24 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kingoffrogs White women love Great Danes!

   
   They don't call them great for nothing.
8. 2023-09-10 at 2:58 PM UTC

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   toilet clogger Houston
   put everything that moves in the house down
   should fix er up real good