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  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    https://qr.ae/py39vF
  2. #2
    Originally posted by Wariat https://qr.ae/py39vF

    Bro read the fucking answers to it too XD it's a bunch of 12 year olds there's no way it could be anything else.
  3. #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    11 year old girl cooks and eats her molestor
  4. #4
    https://qr.ae/py39o0

    This reply is literally fucking EROTICA
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    LOCH HER UP LOCH HER UP!!!!


    Giggly Goonclown
    From Soyjak Wiki, The Free Soycyclopedia

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    THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB OR THE JARTY

    This individual is a no longer a lively cow, you can help them by not making unfunny memes of them and moving on to fresher material
    They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or intresting or are no longer a lol-cow

    Warning! The following contains material that some may find disturbing

    Viewer discretion is advised.
    This User is trans btw, if that matters

    Orion Grant Passmore (born May 13th, 2002),[1] primarily known online as Giggly Goonclown or Goonclown, was a deranged and depraved pedophile tranny with (among others) a humiliation fetish. His social media of choice is Twitter, where he posted a number of videos of himself "gooning." His Twitter account was posted in a thread, leading to soyteens discovering most of his content. A dox thread was created, but was moved to /incel/ and later abandoned. On August 1st, 2023, a new dox thread was created, exposing him as a pedophile who admitted to possessing over 500 GB of child pornography, anally raping his dog, and wanting to rape his homeless crack-addicted father, his seven-year old niece, and his 76-year old grandmother.[2]
    Contents

    1 For those of you coming from memes telling you to look up "Orion Grant Goonclown", here is some of the most damning evidence we have of his pedophilia and general depravity.
    2 Personal Life
    3 Gooning Life
    4 Relationship with the Sharty
    4.1 The Beginning
    4.2 The Thread
    5 New Revelations
    6 Response Outside the 'Sharty
    7 Gallery
    8 Citations

    For those of you coming from memes telling you to look up "Orion Grant Goonclown", here is some of the most damning evidence we have of his pedophilia and general depravity.

    Passmore talking about wanting to cum on his 7 year old niece's face.

    Passmore talking about wanting to cum on his 7 year old niece's face.
    Passmore soliciting nudes from a minor.

    Passmore soliciting nudes from a minor.
    More evidence from the conversation featured directly to the left, confirming that GoonGoddess69 is a minor.

    More evidence from the conversation featured directly to the left, confirming that GoonGoddess69 is a minor.
    "I would molest the fuck out of my kids."

    "I would molest the fuck out of my kids."
    even more evidence of Passmore being a pedo.

    even more evidence of Passmore being a pedo.

    0:16NSFW: The classic.


    More proof can be found in the full archive of Orion's Discord on this thread:

    https://soyjak.party/test/thread/18801.html

    NOTE THAT THIS ARCHIVE DOES NOT CONTAIN IMAGES, BUT CONTAINS LINKS TO IMAGES.

    ANY IMAGES EMBEDDED ARE FETCHED DIRECTLY FROM CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM;

    ACCORDING TO MANY ACCOUNTS IT IS KNOWN TO CONTAIN CSAM MATERIAL AND ZOOPHILIA MATERIAL. IT IS STRONGLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE ARCHIVE, AND IF YOU DO SO TO DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK.


    You can help us by report this to the Tucson Police Department, National Center for Missing and Exploited children, and generally spreading the word.

    LINKS:

    https://88crime.org/

    https://report.cybertip.org/
    Personal Life

    Giggly Goonclown was born on May 13th, 2002.[2] His mother is an alcoholic and his father is a homeless crack addict. According to one of his tweets, he has the desire to rape his crack addicted father. He was molested as a kid by a drunk 40-year-old babysitter, possibly resulting in him wanted to troon out as early as 14.

    Not much is known about Giggly Goonclown's normal life other than the fact he is currently studying environmental science or ecology in college. On his desktop, there was a folder called "college" next to a file named "SNIFFFFF.jpg."
    Gooning Life

    Giggly Goonclown went by many twitter handles such as, @AlmondMilkOMG, @CringeGodGiggly, @GigglyGoonClown, and finally, @SillyGayClown. He has a humiliation fetish and records himself partaking in activities such as masturbating with a laughing clown track and fart noises, fellating a rainbow dildo, and fucking a McChicken (DO NOT RESEARCH). He had garnered a large following on Twitter, retweeting autism fetish and Islamic porn. In response to getting followers, he drew a picture of himself farting on his own followers. He has also begged his fans to donate to his via Cashapp by telling them "SEND ME MONEY STUPID CUCKS."

    Giggly Goonclown used Discord and Twitter to groom minors. Using Discord, he would contact others to get a hold of 'P using Telegram and Matrix. Goonclown admitted that he can only get aroused by 'P. Alongside this, they've used multiple Telegram accounts, (the most recent of which being the now terminated Slaanesh) to access group chats filled with zoo porn.

    He deleted his Twitter account as a form of damage control after being aware of the fact he got doxxed.

    The lesson you should take from this is that you must get your gooning under control and not act on your impulses. Also don't get molested in the childhood or something.
    Relationship with the Sharty
    The Beginning

    Goonclown's Twitter was posted on a thread, leading several soyteens down a rabbit hole. A soyteen made a 'jak of his Twitter's profile picture. The Goonclown 'jak made its way to him and he alters it by removing the stubble and adding certain characteristics, making it an absolute niggerhell brimstone to a degree previously unheard of.

    A Goonclown imposter did an AMA on the sharty on August 1st 2023,[3] but later was confirmed to be an imposter.
    The Thread

    A thread with the title "GOONCLOWN LOST" and a full dox of Giggly Goonclown in the OP was posted on /raid/ on August 1st, 2023. It amassed 2.1k replies, an extremely unusual amount for soyjak.party's /raid/ board, the activity of which is typically measured in posts per day rather than posts per second for /soy/ and posts per hour for most other boards. The thread was then moved to /soy/, where it amassed over 5600 replies and over 1400 images, scoring the world record for the largest non-botted thread ever on an alt-chan, and in the history of chans entirely[it just is, ok?], as a Sharty win and DramaGOD win[4]. It eventually expired due to a mixture of inactivity and a catty wipe.

    the thread is quite long so here is a short version some teen made[5]
    Goonclown's Discord announcement

    After more than a week of silence, Goonclown made an announcement on his Discord server, insisting that he is innocent and that his leaked messages are merely "ageplay" taken out of context by evil nazis.

    Dox thread 'cuz it has more data and gemmies[6]
    New Revelations

    Main article: Goongate

    It has recently come to the attention of the sharty that Giggly Goonclown is not alone, in fact he has multiple connections with high-ranking troons including Chris the Meme God, F1NNSTER and Ella (Jean) Hollywood[7]. At the time of writing multiple 'teens are attempting to spread the story to anti-troon news outlets and commentators.

    They also posted a thread on /tttt/ about it but all the trannies started jerking off to Jean and arguing amongst themselves.[8]

    Additionally, there has been a 4chan thread on /r9k/ which someone who is believed to be Goonclown talked about committing suicide due to the fact that their fetishes and porn viewing habits were exposed to the world, when probed further about it by anons, they replied: "loli and beastiality were both viewed. My life is officially over." [9]
    Response Outside the 'Sharty

    On the 16th of August, Youtuber Lanza released a video about Goonclown. Turkey Tom's video has yet to be released howeverbiet.
    Gallery

    Goonclown as a troonjak edit.

    Goonclown as a troonjak edit.
    Goonclown's Personal Variation of the Jak (GIGABRIMSTONE)

    Goonclown's Personal Variation of the Jak (GIGABRIMSTONE)
    >GOONCLOWN WILL WALK FR–*ACK*

    Goonclown as a hanging troonjak variant

    Goonclown shouting out the sharty - the OP image of the fake AMA. A 'teen claiming to be the hacker later said that he promised to give Goonclown his Discord account back if he made this video.
    He lost.

    He lost.

    “ We knew the sharty would not be the same. A few 'teens GEEEEEEEEGed. A few 'teens malded. Most 'pliers were neutral. I remembered the line from the Unabomber Manifesto, Industrial Society and its Future. Uncle Ted is trying to persuade the reader that unrestrained technological growth has caused irreparable harm to the collective human psyche and says, “The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.” ...I suppose we all thought that, one way or another. ”
    Bernd Soypenheimer
    Citations

    https://archive.ph/p3eZs
    https://archive.ph/56rxk
    https://archive.ph/8MmaM
    https://web.archive.org/web/20230803163619/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4224973.html
    https://web.archive.org/web/20230804152551/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4250018.html
    https://web.archive.org/web/20230802160119/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4224973.html
    https://archive.ph/ZFXzV
    https://archive.ph/TIm2g

    https://archive.ph/izFya

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  7. #7
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Not quoting or reading that crap however a suggestion:

    You really need to get a life son.
  8. #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood LOCH HER UP LOCH HER UP!!!!


    Giggly Goonclown
    From Soyjak Wiki, The Free Soycyclopedia

    This page may require cleanup to meet Soyjak Wiki's quality standardswhat?. you WILL help by editing it


    THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB OR THE JARTY

    This individual is a no longer a lively cow, you can help them by not making unfunny memes of them and moving on to fresher material
    They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or intresting or are no longer a lol-cow

    Warning! The following contains material that some may find disturbing

    Viewer discretion is advised.
    This User is trans btw, if that matters

    Orion Grant Passmore (born May 13th, 2002),[1] primarily known online as Giggly Goonclown or Goonclown, was a deranged and depraved pedophile tranny with (among others) a humiliation fetish. His social media of choice is Twitter, where he posted a number of videos of himself "gooning." His Twitter account was posted in a thread, leading to soyteens discovering most of his content. A dox thread was created, but was moved to /incel/ and later abandoned. On August 1st, 2023, a new dox thread was created, exposing him as a pedophile who admitted to possessing over 500 GB of child pornography, anally raping his dog, and wanting to rape his homeless crack-addicted father, his seven-year old niece, and his 76-year old grandmother.[2]
    Contents

    1 For those of you coming from memes telling you to look up "Orion Grant Goonclown", here is some of the most damning evidence we have of his pedophilia and general depravity.
    2 Personal Life
    3 Gooning Life
    4 Relationship with the Sharty
    4.1 The Beginning
    4.2 The Thread
    5 New Revelations
    6 Response Outside the 'Sharty
    7 Gallery
    8 Citations

    For those of you coming from memes telling you to look up "Orion Grant Goonclown", here is some of the most damning evidence we have of his pedophilia and general depravity.

    Passmore talking about wanting to cum on his 7 year old niece's face.

    Passmore talking about wanting to cum on his 7 year old niece's face.
    Passmore soliciting nudes from a minor.

    Passmore soliciting nudes from a minor.
    More evidence from the conversation featured directly to the left, confirming that GoonGoddess69 is a minor.

    More evidence from the conversation featured directly to the left, confirming that GoonGoddess69 is a minor.
    "I would molest the fuck out of my kids."

    "I would molest the fuck out of my kids."
    even more evidence of Passmore being a pedo.

    even more evidence of Passmore being a pedo.

    0:16NSFW: The classic.


    More proof can be found in the full archive of Orion's Discord on this thread:

    https://soyjak.party/test/thread/18801.html

    NOTE THAT THIS ARCHIVE DOES NOT CONTAIN IMAGES, BUT CONTAINS LINKS TO IMAGES.

    ANY IMAGES EMBEDDED ARE FETCHED DIRECTLY FROM CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM;

    ACCORDING TO MANY ACCOUNTS IT IS KNOWN TO CONTAIN CSAM MATERIAL AND ZOOPHILIA MATERIAL. IT IS STRONGLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE ARCHIVE, AND IF YOU DO SO TO DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK.


    You can help us by report this to the Tucson Police Department, National Center for Missing and Exploited children, and generally spreading the word.

    LINKS:

    https://88crime.org/

    https://report.cybertip.org/
    Personal Life

    Giggly Goonclown was born on May 13th, 2002.[2] His mother is an alcoholic and his father is a homeless crack addict. According to one of his tweets, he has the desire to rape his crack addicted father. He was molested as a kid by a drunk 40-year-old babysitter, possibly resulting in him wanted to troon out as early as 14.

    Not much is known about Giggly Goonclown's normal life other than the fact he is currently studying environmental science or ecology in college. On his desktop, there was a folder called "college" next to a file named "SNIFFFFF.jpg."
    Gooning Life

    Giggly Goonclown went by many twitter handles such as, @AlmondMilkOMG, @CringeGodGiggly, @GigglyGoonClown, and finally, @SillyGayClown. He has a humiliation fetish and records himself partaking in activities such as masturbating with a laughing clown track and fart noises, fellating a rainbow dildo, and fucking a McChicken (DO NOT RESEARCH). He had garnered a large following on Twitter, retweeting autism fetish and Islamic porn. In response to getting followers, he drew a picture of himself farting on his own followers. He has also begged his fans to donate to his via Cashapp by telling them "SEND ME MONEY STUPID CUCKS."

    Giggly Goonclown used Discord and Twitter to groom minors. Using Discord, he would contact others to get a hold of 'P using Telegram and Matrix. Goonclown admitted that he can only get aroused by 'P. Alongside this, they've used multiple Telegram accounts, (the most recent of which being the now terminated Slaanesh) to access group chats filled with zoo porn.

    He deleted his Twitter account as a form of damage control after being aware of the fact he got doxxed.

    The lesson you should take from this is that you must get your gooning under control and not act on your impulses. Also don't get molested in the childhood or something.
    Relationship with the Sharty
    The Beginning

    Goonclown's Twitter was posted on a thread, leading several soyteens down a rabbit hole. A soyteen made a 'jak of his Twitter's profile picture. The Goonclown 'jak made its way to him and he alters it by removing the stubble and adding certain characteristics, making it an absolute niggerhell brimstone to a degree previously unheard of.

    A Goonclown imposter did an AMA on the sharty on August 1st 2023,[3] but later was confirmed to be an imposter.
    The Thread

    A thread with the title "GOONCLOWN LOST" and a full dox of Giggly Goonclown in the OP was posted on /raid/ on August 1st, 2023. It amassed 2.1k replies, an extremely unusual amount for soyjak.party's /raid/ board, the activity of which is typically measured in posts per day rather than posts per second for /soy/ and posts per hour for most other boards. The thread was then moved to /soy/, where it amassed over 5600 replies and over 1400 images, scoring the world record for the largest non-botted thread ever on an alt-chan, and in the history of chans entirely[it just is, ok?], as a Sharty win and DramaGOD win[4]. It eventually expired due to a mixture of inactivity and a catty wipe.

    the thread is quite long so here is a short version some teen made[5]
    Goonclown's Discord announcement

    After more than a week of silence, Goonclown made an announcement on his Discord server, insisting that he is innocent and that his leaked messages are merely "ageplay" taken out of context by evil nazis.

    Dox thread 'cuz it has more data and gemmies[6]
    New Revelations

    Main article: Goongate

    It has recently come to the attention of the sharty that Giggly Goonclown is not alone, in fact he has multiple connections with high-ranking troons including Chris the Meme God, F1NNSTER and Ella (Jean) Hollywood[7]. At the time of writing multiple 'teens are attempting to spread the story to anti-troon news outlets and commentators.

    They also posted a thread on /tttt/ about it but all the trannies started jerking off to Jean and arguing amongst themselves.[8]

    Additionally, there has been a 4chan thread on /r9k/ which someone who is believed to be Goonclown talked about committing suicide due to the fact that their fetishes and porn viewing habits were exposed to the world, when probed further about it by anons, they replied: "loli and beastiality were both viewed. My life is officially over." [9]
    Response Outside the 'Sharty

    On the 16th of August, Youtuber Lanza released a video about Goonclown. Turkey Tom's video has yet to be released howeverbiet.
    Gallery

    Goonclown as a troonjak edit.

    Goonclown as a troonjak edit.
    Goonclown's Personal Variation of the Jak (GIGABRIMSTONE)

    Goonclown's Personal Variation of the Jak (GIGABRIMSTONE)
    >GOONCLOWN WILL WALK FR–*ACK*

    Goonclown as a hanging troonjak variant

    Goonclown shouting out the sharty - the OP image of the fake AMA. A 'teen claiming to be the hacker later said that he promised to give Goonclown his Discord account back if he made this video.
    He lost.

    He lost.

    “ We knew the sharty would not be the same. A few 'teens GEEEEEEEEGed. A few 'teens malded. Most 'pliers were neutral. I remembered the line from the Unabomber Manifesto, Industrial Society and its Future. Uncle Ted is trying to persuade the reader that unrestrained technological growth has caused irreparable harm to the collective human psyche and says, “The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.” …I suppose we all thought that, one way or another. ”
    Bernd Soypenheimer
    Citations

    https://archive.ph/p3eZs
    https://archive.ph/56rxk
    https://archive.ph/8MmaM
    https://web.archive.org/web/20230803163619/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4224973.html
    https://web.archive.org/web/20230804152551/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4250018.html
    https://web.archive.org/web/20230802160119/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4224973.html
    https://archive.ph/ZFXzV
    https://archive.ph/TIm2g

    https://archive.ph/izFya

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