Today I'm afflicted with Sterman

1. 2023-08-25 at 7:58 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   Sterman. I want to do things, you see. But I can't. Everything I want to do withers as soon as my mind touches it. I want to play a game, but when I think about playing the game I no longer want to play the game. It's as though I have a Stern German Woman living in my head, and whenever my soul reaches out toward some form of recreation or another, she cracks my wrist with a ruler and shouts "NEIN!". I wish for nothing more than to be free of my non-corporeal European tormentor, but I do not know how to accomplish that.
   
   What do?
2. 2023-08-25 at 9:39 PM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Might you be depressed from the constant shame you've brought up on yourself and your family?
3. 2023-08-25 at 9:47 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Might you be depressed from the constant shame you've brought up on yourself and your family?

   
   Nah, I only feel shame in appropriate situations.
4. 2023-08-25 at 10:19 PM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

   Originally posted by Meikai Nah, I only feel shame in appropriate situations.

   
   Well the last time you got out of bed was 11 years ago.
5. 2023-08-25 at 10:26 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Well the last time you got out of bed was 11 years ago.

   
   I can't help being in a coma. Wake me the fuck up.
6. 2023-08-26 at 12:17 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   
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