A real experience
2023-08-24 at 1:04 AM UTCI told GG we should just be friends a while ago. I've found myself doing silly things around her, like rubbing her boobs and her muff, but we haven't had sex. I was gagging for it, so I found a locanto hooker for a quick BJ.
Message her on whatsapp, €80 for a no condom CIM, no prob. Dublin accent, OK, can do that. Sounds good. Spend about 90 minutes discussing over whatsapp where we meet up. Long time with messages, then I give up and call her. Calls definitely work better. Find out she's a good bit out, but whatever. Drive out. Meet her in the parking lot of Aldi in Clonee. She's way late, of course.
She's fairly good looking, and she gets into my car. "Hi". "Hey". "you nervous" "no I'm gagging for it".
We chat a bit, she's a former addict and homeless inner city dub who works in a shelter now. She suggest we drive a bit, but seems to have no idea where to. Along the way she chats. She's looking for regulars. Especially a sugar daddy, but her definition of a sugar daddy sounds a lot like a regular boyfriend. She has the typical inner city dub accent. She has two sons, 14 and 8 or something like that. They live with her parents. She has a few tatoos, and her hands are all rough, like they are when you live a hard life and burn your fingers a lot. She's smelly and her hair is greasy, slicked back into a ponytail. She hasn't showered in a while.
We drive into a bunch of new construction buildings. I didn't even realise that they were building like this. She's chatting with me, and sizing me up. Do I meet with many people from the site. Things like that.
We pull in at an entrance, not very private. I give her the €80, and she tells me to pull them down. I do so and jerk off a little to get hard. "do you like starting yourself off like that?" Then she does down and what a pro. Beautiful action, sucking all the right spots, feels great. Looks great seeing this head bobbing on my cock and looking at her going up and down. Beautiful. Goes for a minute or two, and I'm like "I wanna taste this girl" so ask her to kiss. She says something I don't get and we're kissing passionately while I jerk off. I'm going to cum, and she goes back and sucks every last drop of cum out of my dick. Clean and shiny. She swallows. I'm feeling embarrassed, a stranger just seen me making a horrible mess all over the place and simply licked it all up and swallowed it. Really hot.
I am nice, and this makes people open up to me sometimes. She tells me she feels insecure sometimes about her appearance. She tells me that some guy took a look at her and was like "nah". Dunno the exact context, but she's attractive, and I tell her she's pretty. I don't like her tatoos much, but she's genuinely a pretty girl.
Then she pulls up her shirt and say feel this. I feel her breast and I'm pretty fucking sure I know exactly what I feel. She says she's been in hospital with it all week and hasn't been at work and that's why she's doing this. The ultrasound operator said she was pretty sure it was just a cyst for one breast, but when she moved on to the other she didn't say anything.
I've had the whole ultrasound thing before, including the cyst comment. I felt shit got real.
She was pretty upset, and said she didn't know where she was going to stay that evening. I had to go pick up GG, so I gave her a tip and left.
2023-08-24 at 1:09 AM UTCYou are a wonderful writer.
2023-08-24 at 1:10 AM UTCClassic hooker thread
Minus 1 point for her lack of penis YOUDOG YOU
2023-08-24 at 1:11 AM UTCDamn even the hookers want to take advantage of you.
2023-08-24 at 1:16 AM UTC
Maybe so, but since I've been there and done that I have some sympathy for someone with cancer lumps right there, even someone I wouldn't otherwise like. It's scary when your body starts growing lumps and turning against you, like some sort of fungal organ. I don't think people who haven't had that happen can even imagine how scary that is. That's what she told me as well.
2023-08-24 at 1:21 AM UTCIdk if this is the same thing but I thought I was pregnant one time and didn't have any motherly feelings, it just felt like an extension of myself, like my hand, and I wanted it out.
2023-08-24 at 1:42 AM UTCFUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSSAAAAYY
2023-08-24 at 1:46 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kafka Idk if this is the same thing but I thought I was pregnant one time and didn't have any motherly feelings, it just felt like an extension of myself, like my hand, and I wanted it out.
Women should love children. But it sounds like indigestion or something, so wanting it out is probably normal.
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2023-10-23 at 10:07 PM UTCMet the same hooker today. She has moved to city west. Traffic was terrible. Every day since covid ended traffic seems to get worse. She met me in a lidl carpark. I didn't get her family situation but she said she was renting a room, but she also seemed to know the people she was living with.
She came across a little wasted. I asked her about her cancer, she said she was pretty sure it was cancer but she hadn't followed up on it and didn't want to know. She said she was depressed and stressed and off work, just basically doing hooking for money. I don't really blame her for going on a bender instead of going on cancer treatment. It's understandable.
We drove to a quiet gateway she knew and pulled in. I pulled my trousers down and she sucked like a champion, then we kissed while I jerked off, then when I was going to cum I said so, expecting her to grab a tissue, instead she went down and swallowed it all. Then she made fun of me, asking wouldn't I prefer to cum in a mouth rather than all over myself. It was awesome.
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2023-10-23 at 10:34 PM UTCIf not for Aldi and Lidl selling cheap food I'd have starved to death back in the day.
2023-10-23 at 10:36 PM UTCI met HTS outside a five guys
2023-10-23 at 10:38 PM UTCI dunno, the imagery of picking up depressed, cancerous hookers from discount supermarkets just adds to the melancholy. the sort of thing Dostoevsky might write about
2023-10-23 at 10:44 PM UTCI wonder if she is still alive?
Next time you see her if you do she might be a boy.
What if you were the last person she ever had sex with?
2023-10-23 at 10:47 PM UTCI used to hang out with them not really pick them up I would get totally jacked on meth and just walk around. I would be bored outta my skull nothing to do after work don't wanna go home because my mom is there but those girls were a breath of fresh air
I would follow them around all night and made sure nobody fucked with them. I would always end up on the most wild adventures where I never knew what insanity I would find and seeing stuff like a dude pick up a hooker or a guy like wariat get scammed was just a hustle for those girls
They would always vanish after a stunt like that, I assume each of them had a good source for dope and would just blow all the money alone somewhere, who knows. But when everyone was broke it was kinda fun hanging out with them, I would buy them all food and give them drugs just to see what they do next now that all their needs are met.
They had no desire to clean up their act or not be hookers it was just WHEEEEL GONTS time to go be rowdy and smoking cigs and be general chaotic people and ruin the property values by existing, and getting HIGH AS FUCK, the fun the never ends.
2023-10-23 at 10:52 PM UTCOne time I ended up in a boarded up house that had health warning notices from all over the city but the crack heads dug under the fence and were hiding in the basement like rats doing drugs with only tea lights and lamps for light and the place stunk like mold and had fire damage and should have been demolished
the neighbors didn't like seeing cars pull up at 3am with pizza and random drug dealers hand stuff to people in a house surrounded by a fence. It was pretty chill in there though just very very sketchy with some pretty wacky criminals living there like a flop house for violent drug users and whores
it was surreal
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