Storm Hillary bearing down on California

1. 2023-08-18 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   As Hurricane Hilary prepares to make landfall in Southern California, the World Meteorological Organization has announced that all deaths resulting from the storm will be ruled as suicides.
   
   "We are seeing Hilary continue to weaken as it approaches the West Coast, so we have high hopes that it will not cause any, um… suicides," said meteorologist Fritz McBeely to reporters. "But we must be aware, this storm is highly unpredictable and could potentially suicide anyone foolish enough to stand in its way."

   https://babylonbee.com/news/deaths-caused-by-hurricane-hilary-to-be-labeled-suicides
2. 2023-08-18 at 5:11 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Anyone living in California should suicide regardless of weather conditions.
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3. 2023-08-18 at 7:23 PM UTC

   #3
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Anyone living in California should suicide regardless of weather conditions.

   
   Why because they're beautiful and like to have fun?
   
   Actually it shouldn't fall in the ocean, there should be massive lava flows into the sea causing it to DOUBLE in size, a beach front house for all the Calis
4. 2023-08-18 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #4
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Why because they're beautiful and like to have fun?

   
   Did you just call Lanny and the beige warlock beautiful?
   
   Oh wait, Lanny moved to Alabamy didn't he
5. 2023-08-18 at 8:54 PM UTC

   #5
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Did you just call Lanny and the beige warlock beautiful?
   
   Oh wait, Lanny moved to Alabamy didn't he

   
   He spends a lot of time at both his Villa and his Chateau, when he's not sailing his motor-yacht. What's in YOU'RE wallet?!
6. 2023-08-18 at 11:20 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lanny made so much money off this site it's unreal and he won't share it with the community. He drinks our blood.
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