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Someone should take Fona's gun away

  1. #1
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Before he gets to big in the head and Murder Suicides
  2. #2
    i hope he goes manic and shoots the wife adn kids
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    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i hope he goes manic and shoots the wife adn kids

    He's a piece of shit. Fuck him. He's a shit talking punk. and I understood he's under the watchful eye but his buddies help keep his nose clean.

    Where did you put them at, Fona? where did you hide their bodies?
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    Donald Trump Black Hole

    Fona's gun is a big fuckoff cowboy revolver like the one John Wayne had. Good luck getting it off him.
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    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Fona's gun is a big fuckoff cowboy revolver like the one John Wayne had. Good luck getting it off him.

    He can't even do warm up stretches
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    Originally posted by Pete Green He's a piece of shit. Fuck him. He's a shit talking punk. and I understood he's under the watchful eye but his buddies help keep his nose clean.

    Where did you put them at, Fona? where did you hide their bodies?

    i hope he goes manic and drives all the way to california and murders you and then goes back home and just acts normal and never says anything and has a nice normal family life and nobody ever solves your murder
  7. #7
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    Fona's gun is a big fuckoff cowboy revolver like the one John Wayne had. Good luck getting it off him.

    I would simply throw a playing card in such a way that it lands between the hammer and primary charge (thereby preventing the gun from firing), and use my far greater weight to wrestle the gun from his hands. Like the bastard offspring of Gambit and a Sumo Wrestler.
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    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i hope he goes manic and drives all the way to california and murders you and then goes back home and just acts normal and never says anything and has a nice normal family life and nobody ever solves your murder

    they wouldn't anyways because of Who I am and What I learned these past 2 decades.
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    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai I would simply throw a playing card in such a way that it lands between the hammer and primary charge (thereby preventing the gun from firing), and use my far greater weight to wrestle the gun from his hands. Like the bastard offspring of Gambit and a Sumo Wrestler.

    just stick your fat pinky in the barrel just like you did with a hilighter pencap in your poophole
  10. #10
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Pete Green just stick your fat pinky in the barrel just like you did with a hilighter pencap in your poophole

    While this might work with another design of firearm to save you, with a revolver (other than a Nagant or similar) the gas pressure would simply dissipate at the interface of the cylinder and barrel. You can seriously damage/blow up a shotgun by jamming a carrot down the barrel, but Fona cleverly chose a revolver for self-defense to prevent such Bugs Bunny tactics from being effective.

    The only choice is thrown playing cards, I'm afraid.
  11. #11
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    that didn't scare me
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    Originally posted by Pete Green they wouldn't anyways because of Who I am and What I learned these past 2 decades.

    you should be grabbed by the ear, dragged into a field, have the gun placed behind teh same ear and SHOT DEAD
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    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you should be grabbed by the ear, dragged into a field, have the gun placed behind teh same ear and SHOT DEAD

  14. #14
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    I'm going to get him this for christmas



    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e3304fd3d267
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Pete Green

    gladly
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    Fona's gun is a big fuckoff cowboy revolver like the one John Wayne had. Good luck getting it off him.

    You should have probably used a pic of John Wayne here...
  17. #17
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You should have probably used a pic of John Wayne here…

    Maybe you don't recognise him because you're English.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Maybe you don't recognise him because you're English.

    I recognize Clint Eastwood...or are you racistly saying all whites look the same?
  19. #19
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Clint Eastwood rocked the .44, not sure what John Wayne carried
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Clint Eastwood rocked the .44, not sure what John Wayne carried

    Winchester.

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