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  1. #41
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Pete Green Theyre even on a Formula style track and not a Mile length loop.

    There are 2 tracks at the Indy Speedway.
  2. #42
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Pete Green Dude. what is happening to you for fuck sakes. You're a walking skeleton. Aren't you eating enough? Im glad you got rid of HepC and have lots of energy but fucking hell. eat massive protein and hit the gym, bra!

    I am what I am fatass.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy







    The start of the race went okay for 1/3rd of a lap before a crash.
    Then it was 10 laps of caution.
    After that we watched 4 more laps before leaving.
    The kid wasn't diggin it.

    I got a souvenir.

    That Fortnite physique
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  4. #44
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy NASCAR.com
    I'm not going to go back and forth with you over whether there were back to back races today.

    I even got a souvenir coffee mug highlighting the events.





    The Brickyard race is tomorrow. Maybe next year I'll stay all weekend.

    Maybe you can drive your taxi to fuckoffville now.

    Show where I said any of what you are arguing against. I stated simple facts about one of the videos you posted. Go back and read my post slowly, one line at a time.
  5. #45
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I am what I am fatass.

    Ahhhh Shit!

    Got himself a Gun and now He's Mr Bravado! At least I lift weights still. this is what happens when you're slow down from age, you can't burn caleries much. my Thyroid is fucked.

    You're still a sus though
  6. #46
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy







    The start of the race went okay for 1/3rd of a lap before a crash.
    Then it was 10 laps of caution.
    After that we watched 4 more laps before leaving.
    The kid wasn't diggin it.

    I got a souvenir.

    awe yeaaa
  7. #47
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    For our readers just joining this thread here are the Cliifs Notes.

    OP wanted to know if anyone was jealous that he was going to NASCAR at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. He then posted video of the start of an Indy Car race of which he watched 14 laps before being bullied into going home by someone else's kid.


    Anyone jealous yet?
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  8. #48
    yeah

    NASCAR is coooool

    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ›
  9. #49
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    you would get excited about paying money to see cars go fucking left
  10. #50
    Originally posted by RIPtotse you would get excited about paying money to see cars go fucking left

    THE BIG ONE

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_One_(motorsport)

  11. #51
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    right I get it crashes are awesome but I mean...building a sport just to watch it to /hope/ to MAYBE see a crash and if you do it's usually not that bad and if it is too bad it'll go down in history and everyon'll be like, Dale erndhardt forever, when in reality they were there just HOPING someone would crash then when someone does they get all butthurt about it


    fucking dumbass sport, put it with all the rest pf the stupid ass sportsballs
  12. #52
    if there's no crash you get to see a nice stock car race with experts driving on tracks that are so fucking large your head would spin if you were there, doesn't seem like that on TV but these racetracks for NASCAR are some of the biggest in the entire world and you would probably struggle to even walk up the inclines they drive 130mph on and crash and try to bump eachother out the way to get to the front

    it's not always a crash either sometimes someone just says fuck this guy and slams them from the back to fuck them up a lil and slow them down, it's a risk though because you could very well end up sideways in a wreck and lose the entire race trying that so it's like do you drive clean, and what if someone else just gives no fuck that you're racing "clean" and bumps you



    restrictor plate racing is cool. Not as FANFARE EXCITE as old school NASCAR when the cars went so fast it became a hazard that one of them could fly out of the raceetrack and take out spectators
  13. #53
    Originally posted by RIPtotse fucking dumbass sport, put it with all the rest pf the stupid ass sportsballs

    lol @ racing counting as a sport

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy The kid wasn't diggin it.

    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› You have to say to the kids "See how he turns the wheel kids? That's a real athlete"
  14. #54
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Fona did you get that Gun because the Father (Her ex husband) is threatening to do a murder-suicide on you?
  15. #55
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    What does your new wife think of the King Painting of you and the Dino humping in the background, Fona?
  16. #56
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› THE BIG ONE

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_One_(motorsport)


    That's what happens when one of them turns right.
  17. #57
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Fuck that kid.

    WHAT ?

    REALLY ?
  18. #58
    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› if there's no crash you get to see a nice stock car race with experts driving on tracks that are so fucking large your head would spin if you were there, doesn't seem like that on TV but these racetracks for NASCAR are some of the biggest in the entire world and you would probably struggle to even walk up the inclines they drive 130mph on and crash and try to bump eachother out the way to get to the front

    it's not always a crash either sometimes someone just says fuck this guy and slams them from the back to fuck them up a lil and slow them down, it's a risk though because you could very well end up sideways in a wreck and lose the entire race trying that so it's like do you drive clean, and what if someone else just gives no fuck that you're racing "clean" and bumps you



    restrictor plate racing is cool. Not as FANFARE EXCITE as old school NASCAR when the cars went so fast it became a hazard that one of them could fly out of the raceetrack and take out spectators

    the only people who would find performance-restriction cool are those who woukd also find trannies cool.
  19. #59
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the only people who would find performance-restriction cool are those who woukd also find trannies cool.

    I think the old style is cooler but also appreciate the intricacies of plate racing. Compared to Forumula 1 which is almost zero contact because the cars would explode, NASCAR is the only way to see cars smash into each other at high speeds during a race... wahts not to love???

    also

    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg
  20. #60
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I think the old style is cooler but also appreciate the intricacies of plate racing. Compared to Forumula 1 which is almost zero contact because the cars would explode, NASCAR is the only way to see cars smash into each other at high speeds during a race… wahts not to love???

    also

    theres nothing gayer than watching hard, masculine men and their machines slamming and penetrating into each other at high rate of speed.

    nothing,

    gayer,
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