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It’s my Birfday

  1. #1
    Incessant African Astronaut
    And it’s actually been a good one for the first time in a long time. I’m about to smoke a j and do a live stream before my friend picks me up for lunch.
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  2. #2
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Happy Birthday!🎊🎈🎉🎁
  3. #3
    Yes happy show them titties on your birthday day
  4. #4
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Ill show mine if you show yours
  5. #5
    happy birthday would you like your name written on my balls or asshole???? if you choose neither I will write it on my dick and post thst instead

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! this is so last minute omj all I could get you was this RATS mixtape

    Rats, rats, we are the rats
    Celebrating yet another birthday bash
    [INSERT NAME], its your birthday today
    Cake and ice-cream are on its way
    And [INSERT NAME]'s been such a good [GENDER] this year
    Open up your gifts while we all cheer
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  6. #6
    HBD dudeski
  7. #7
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Happy birthday 🎂
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Happy Birthday to you

    Happy Birthday to you

    Happy Birthday sexy lady

    Happy Birthday to you



    I second the birthday boobs movement 😁

    Enjoy your day
  9. #9
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    happy b-day
  10. #10
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Pete Green Ill show mine if you show yours

    Yours oughta be just about where your belly button was 15 years ago.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 would you like your name written on my balls or asshole???? if you choose neither I will write it on my dick and post thst instead

    sorry this took me so long I thought since its your birthday I would give the old knob a trim, enjoy!
    cum unwrap your gift
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  12. #12
    Haxxor Space Nigga


    Happy Birthday 🎉
  13. #13
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor

    Happy Birthday 🎉

    My fav of all these b day wishes.
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  14. #14
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Thanks ya bunch of miscreants and heathens.
  15. #15
    cigreting Dark Matter
    ru a m or f
  16. #16
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting ru a m or f

    I’m your mom
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  17. #17
    Originally posted by cigreting ru a m or f

    he is legally required to ask this btw
  18. #18
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Happy Birthday!🎊🎈🎉🎁

    TY Candy! I knew you’d be the first to comment. :)
  19. #19
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant I’m your mom



    Originally posted by Incessant TY Candy! I knew you’d be the first to comment. :)

    I said Happy B-Day, Too
  20. #20
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Pete Green I said Happy B-Day, Too

    Thank you wozny
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