2015-09-03 at 9:01 AM UTC
It was just so STUPID
How can I even bother with someone who types "you're" as ur and "what" as wat.
She didn't know that raisins are sun dried grapes, her IQ might legitimately be 85
2015-09-03 at 12:37 PM UTC
Yeah.. it was cringey but not the worst of the year That would be anything by specky boy
2015-09-03 at 1:07 PM UTC
If all the things you posted about were true, the only thing cringey about it all was the way in which you behave like a 10yo when it comes to a girl you like. If you're really lonely you might want to rethink your strategy.
2015-09-03 at 2:25 PM UTC
who cares about a girls IQ
girls are just naturally stupid, with a few exceptions, of course.
2015-09-03 at 2:29 PM UTC
if a girl actually has an IQ of 85 she'll act like it's 140, so ask her a 110 IQ question and she'll get mad but respect you
2015-09-04 at 8:02 AM UTC
I asked her if she ever wonders if the life she's in is a dream and her dreams are the real world
"well we as catholics are supposed to believe we are judged first"
Then I asked her if the past is merging into the future and the present
"Idk I mean maybe"
She was on vocabulary worksheets level E when she was 12.
Her response though is just "I'm not smart." it's so cute I just want to bite her little butt. I have no idea how I never realized the person I was talking to is borderline mentally retarded except cocktail for indiscriminate hitting on kittens that become your BFF and you guys do all sorts of things you don't remember at all and you couldn't even remember her name for the first week
Now she's all like Munchausens and favoriting love songs all the time and songs about break ups, like what the fuck girl do you realize what I said to you even.
Then when she's 16 I'll confess my love to her, take her virginity, and never, ever call her again. It will be the most epic pwn ever.
We hug mafia now
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2015-09-04 at 8:32 AM UTC
It was pretty fuckin cringey. And I have my doubts it will play out like the post aboce. I mean, if you are looking for this to be the "most epic pwn ever" you have a lot of fucking work to do because you have bitched out quite a bit in this whole "saga".
If you really want her to know how much you love her you must kill her family and or pets.
2015-09-04 at 11:08 AM UTC
Dude just go bang her already. When I was your age I would've done tagged that and her sisters/friends, srs. Damn, get your paper up son.
2015-09-05 at 7:28 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I think my exploiting the homeless was the thread of the year here. wow... that just rhymed im like a rapper tonight...
2015-09-05 at 5:48 PM UTC
Bill Krozby, I want to rip your fucking face off and wipe my ass with it
2015-09-06 at 6:42 AM UTC
I thought that I've been hurt before
But no one's ever left me quite this sore
Your words cut deeper than a knife
Now I need someone to breathe me back to life
Got a feeling that I'm going under
But I know that I'll make it out alive
If I quit calling you my lover
Move on
You watch me bleed until I can't breathe
I'm shaking falling onto my knees
And now that I'm without your kisses
I'll be needing stitches
I'm tripping over myself
I'm aching begging you to come help
And now that I'm without your kisses
I'll be needing stitches
Just like a moth drawn to a flame
Oh you lured me in I couldn't sense the pain
Your bitter heart cold to the touch
Now I'm gonna reap what I saw
I'm left seeing red on my own
Got a feeling that I'm going under
But I know that I'll make it out alive
If I quit calling you my lover
Move on
You watch me bleed until I can't breathe
I'm shaking falling onto my knees
And now that I'm without your kisses
I'll be needing stitches
I'm tripping over myself
I'm aching begging you to come help
And now that I'm without your kisses
I'll be needing stitches
Needle and the thread
Gotta get you out of my head
Needle and the thread
Gonna wind up dead
Needle and the thread
Gotta get you out of my head
Needle and the thread
Gonna wind up dead
Needle and the thread
Gotta get you out of my head
Needle and the thread
Gonna wind up dead
Needle and the thread
Gotta get you out of my head get you out of my head
You watch me bleed until I can't breathe
I'm shaking falling onto my knees (falling on my knees)
And now that I'm without your kisses
I'll be needing stitches (and I'll be needing stitches)
I'm tripping over myself
I'm aching begging you to come help (begging baby please)
And now that I'm without your kisses
I'll be needing stitches
And now that I'm without your kisses
I'll be needing stitches
And now that I'm without your kisses
I'll be needing stitches
2015-09-06 at 11:57 PM UTC
I probably atrophied her brain when she read all of that
2015-09-11 at 6:53 AM UTC
I wrote to her 'your mom should have drowned you in the bathtub the second she realized she gave birth to a mutant' and now she stayed home from school today :(
