2023-08-03 at 1:23 AM UTC
Folks I don't do hard liquor
My amigo and 4 other men brought me to this tequila bar.
I said damn this food is expensive
they said bradleyB buy whatever uw ant this is your feliz cublano sate day
I was like ok ok ok
I saw the "belly buster burrito" for 22.99
they buy this expensive bottle of tequila, so we all do shot afte rshot after shot until the things gone before the food comes up and there's lik ethis weird 10 inch long worm in it
sot hey egg me on to eat and made it so I had the last shot
and they're like "NOW YOU GET IT"
so this worm comes out and they're like "Brat-Lee, Brad LEee* all toether and i fuckin thought here I ma at at 30 years old and it all ends ina dare with a bunhc of immigrants buyign me a birthday dinner cuz they love white brad (my gang name)
this thing tasted so fucking terrible imagine a 10 inch long rope that sat in salt and then got left in the sun for a couple years
fuckin A I ate teh whole motherfucier, grabbed the bottle of hot sauce took a sip and finished the coronoa we haad, i also ate some ice
then the yhand me this fuckjung oval plate size giant burrito with a tortilla bigger htan I could ever thought existed
it was like 3 types of meat, everything you oucld possibly get, no sour cream (I was specific when ordering that part) and I wanted the hottest salsa they had on the side
i ate half and then got the other one in a to go container that I left in the car when I get out from my boys.
2023-08-03 at 1:29 AM UTC
watching 10 hispanics stare at a white boy eating someting in a hisapnic restuarant really fucking makes you think why are theyall so inuterested
i'm so fucking wastebroo i collapsed into my neighbors door while trying ot get the key straighta nd he told me where i live (next apartment door) and when he watched me for 10 seconds trying to stab the door with my key he just let me in and told me to take better care of myself
nigger i heard if u eat the worm u die or some shit but i had a fatass bag of weed and like a quarter of a bottle of tequila in me who the fuck you think i am
2023-08-03 at 1:43 AM UTC
These crackers aren't trying to lock em up and I don't press no charges, they don't like me, only beat the shit out out of me in November cuz I threw one beer bottle fuck yeah u were ruining those niggers block party
how are they supposed to celebrate Africa & Kodak Black without da block party, eyy u wanna hear some shit
I thought I was finna die
I looked at them
everyone wanted money
sorry I"m kinda dry
2023-08-03 at 1:53 AM UTC
I told all of them when I was really rucked up if they got a pretty sister that wants legal papers it's 2k if I can fuck her and if they got some ugly ass brother that looks like them it'd be about 10k
they thought that was funny cuz they all are legal.
I got an ounce of cocaine for 560$ lol,
2023-08-03 at 1:55 AM UTC
when all thos emexicans were look9ng at me i saw this mexican lady whisper some shit into tanother lady's ear and she nodded and looked at her while hodding
i thought god damn i shouldn't have had the last shot
when I did it like half the people cheered and half the people looied uncomfortable then i ate half this giant burrito haha
I tried to light a cigarette in teh restaruant and they told me to puff it twice an dput it out. I'm like god damn i got some good fucking mexicans on deci.
2023-08-03 at 1:58 AM UTC
mind you i drank 1/6 of the hard liquor tequila in a standard liter befor the warm and i don't do hard liquor y no dezo yo meta punta.
2023-08-03 at 1:59 AM UTC
ONe of them texted me lol
"I can't believe you actually ate it."
'u told me to'
"yeah but I didn't think you'd do it."
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2023-08-03 at 2:02 AM UTC
The coke really helped a lot, ngl, that's why i couldnt fit the burrito, u give some cracker ass motherfucker lookin like the white ngiga u start off with in GTA5 ya nigga, everyone I like in my life 100% hates me or will die for me. Every one of us. Not in the viceo game , u really motherufcking hate me or u fuckin cubanmexicanamericans lookin motherufckers wanna get high too shit i dos and then I hang jout in these weird 6 people to a rooom standard, it's a fucking 5 bedroom house
yeah that's my fam bro u don't understand?
"No i don't have a father and I only have my mamma"
"Yeah but you got brothers?"
"no. No one. my mom."
the faces they make are so interesting lol (coming from a family of an immediate 12-2000 people)
