2023-07-25 at 3:29 AM UTC
Folks these kids are like ten years old and aren't good at scamming, they tell me the candy they want and then say "So gimme it." cuz they know I'm not gonna run down a little kid in the middle of the night. But fr these kids are walking around the ghetto at 1130, only two deep, no pistol, no money, and theyre going into stores and just saying "gimme it."
I forsee these kids in prison in the next decade.
2023-07-25 at 4:06 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
is that one of those places where everything is behind glass?
2023-07-25 at 4:11 AM UTC
Well, I work behind a bullet proof cube, we have chips and soda and stuff that's not locked up the aisles and fridges, the beer fridges have a door bell operation system, where if I click the door bell the doors to all the beer will open for 30 seconds or until it closes. This is to stop baby gangsters (18 year old thugs) from just walking in and stealing everything, yeah they get to do it once, but then we are supposed to print off their picture (there's like 4 of them hanging up) and never allow them to access the beer again.
So I got the beer behind the door bell, then the children similarly think they can just walk into stores, fill a shopping bag and run and if they do get caught, no one cares.
So the candy is inside the cube with me, but these stupid fuckin crackbabies think i'mma take it from the case, and hand it to them when they say "GIMME"
k fuck boy
at some point I say "MONEY FIRST, PRIMERO DINERO" and point to the bulletproof cube that I don't think could withstand a rifle, and no they just wannna "see the ingredients" at which point I open my chromebook and stop looking up, occasionally I tap on the box and say "MONEY, DINERO" im pretty sure they stole some chips because I wouldn't give them the 5 reeses cups an 5 snickers they wanted to "Look at the ingredients of" i'm like mane u kids suck at hustlin
2023-07-25 at 10:16 PM UTC
Lady called me today and asked if she can work a couple extra shifts this week, i said perfect what time you get off tonight, she said ten, i said PSYCHE let's call it 6am, she said really? I said yeah close that motherfucker down from 9:45-10:15, put the "i'm in the shitter" sign up and go take you a break, don't clock out, and at 6am you'll be relieved by first shift.
she's happy, i might show up and jerk off to porn in the office thing where the cameras are for an hour while I do "scheduling." but i aint gotta work today and thats pretty cool cuz im tired as fuck and kinda wanna eat seafood
fuck my birthday on thursday and these bitches expect me to work.
2023-07-25 at 10:24 PM UTC
how do you even jerk off for an hour?
its either like 5 minutes of 12+ hours
2023-07-25 at 10:30 PM UTC
Well bud, I get excited and bust within the first couple minutes, i browse porn for another ten minutes, I jerk off again, then IDK I actually do some work because I do actually have some scheduling to do, then i jerk it again for another 5-10 minutes
if anything it's a stop-start-operation.
2023-07-26 at 6:59 PM UTC
They're not really parents. They're just worthless bags of shit.
