840lb of beer unloaded.

1. 2023-07-24 at 4:03 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Bradley Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've done both and would rather tend bar than bounce. More money smaller headaches.

   
   I'm not a bartender or a bouncer, I sell alcohol (and gas station stuff, no gas) from a bullet proof cube, my second most popular item after "1 beer" is Newport Menthol 100s. Number 3 is gonna be scratch off tickets, but they want a specific number and I couldn't be bothered to explain to them how they make 60% on them with the majority kept by the government.
   
   So anyway, I just watch this shit happen, when people want condoms I asked them if they want some half priced used ones, i got 6 in back, price of 3, just flip them inside out and you straight player.
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2. 2023-07-24 at 4:44 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Bradley I'm not a bartender or a bouncer, I sell alcohol (and gas station stuff, no gas) from a bullet proof cube, my second most popular item after "1 beer" is Newport Menthol 100s. Number 3 is gonna be scratch off tickets, but they want a specific number and I couldn't be bothered to explain to them how they make 60% on them with the majority kept by the government.
   
   So anyway, I just watch this shit happen, when people want condoms I asked them if they want some half priced used ones, i got 6 in back, price of 3, just flip them inside out and you straight player.

   
   Nobody cares and that has nothing to do with the topic. Go shove a stolen hot pickle in yourself.
3. 2023-07-24 at 5:02 PM UTC

   #23
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   At first I thought you stole that much beer from some store or warehouse.
4. 2023-07-25 at 3:18 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Bradley Black Hole
   Today's not very busy. When I got to work I drank a huge cup of ice water and IDK if my body was in shock but I puked everywhere outside infront of the door. I think it might be why no ones coming in lol
5. 2023-07-27 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #25
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Go shove a stolen hot pickle in yourself.

   
   one have to think about shoving stolen hot pickle into themself before they can suggest others to perform such thing.
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6. 2023-07-27 at 5:23 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny one have to think about shoving stolen hot pickle into themself before they can suggest others to perform such thing.

   
   Thanks for sharing the limitations of your mind
7. 2023-07-28 at 6:09 AM UTC

   #27
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Thanks for sharing the limitations of your mind

   
   its true.
   
   i dont think about homoerotic, mano-y-mano acts.
8. 2023-07-28 at 7:22 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its true.
   
   i dont think about homoerotic, mano-y-mano acts.

   
   So you just mindlessly type walls of fagotry without thought, got it.
9. 2023-07-28 at 7:58 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Bradley Black Hole
   ya speedy parker definitely shoves tons of other stuff into his ass but hot pickles are still a major go to,
   
   "How come all your flashlights smell like shit, Douglas?"
10. 2023-07-29 at 12:36 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Bradley ya speedy parker definitely shoves tons of other stuff into his ass but hot pickles are still a major go to,
    
    "How come all your flashlights smell like shit, Douglas?"

    
    Talk about projection... Exactly how many flashlights have you sat on?
11. 2023-07-29 at 7:51 AM UTC

    #31
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Exactly how many flashlights have you sat on?

    
    not a single moment of his waking hours is spent NOT thinking about homosexual acts.
12. 2023-07-30 at 1:07 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not a single moment of his waking hours is spent NOT thinking about homosexual acts.

    
    We already knew that of you but thanks for the public confession.
13. 2023-07-30 at 7:47 AM UTC

    #33
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker We already knew that of you but thanks for the public confession.

    
    ↑ confession via projection