I woke up a little while ago and went to the beer store to get a brew and when I was walking back I walk by a "market" that cheated me out of 200 dollars of chocolate I was going to donate to the food bank that the owner said I will never get that because I was donating it... (what an asshole) so every two days I go get a brew and open the door and yell "hey!" and freak out the ugly girls that work there. So today I walked in and there was a lot of people there and I was just like "hey whats up oi veys" and some Edward Norton looking mf was like ekekekkekek. so I left.
And as I walked down the street there was a cat, and as I got closer there was a guy and his gf sitting down, and I was like "lol hey is that a cat?" and they started laughing and said "his name is cat" and on his name tag it said "cat" and we all started cackling
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
And as I walked down the street there was a cat, and as I got closer there was a guy and his gf sitting down, and I was like "lol hey is that a cat?" and they started laughing and said "his name is cat" and on his name tag it said "cat"
