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  1. #21
    Originally posted by puffy butts did no one get this?

    I did this time, lel
  2. #22
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by puffy butts fuck you

    also i think when someone sees something they want to buy its more relevant to them than 4TH POSITION X AXIS 6TH POSITION Y AXIS COGNITIVE LAYERING

    You don't see what you want on the face of the button you press though, you need to have a cognitive model of how objects in a case map to buttons. I'd argue the map is fundamentally physical, position to position, as opposed to lexical (grapheme to grapheme).
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Lanny you're so mean sploo, so mean ;_;

    calling me mean is mean
  4. #24
    Originally posted by puffy butts it's less "cognitively stressful"

    Yeah, if people could find less cognitive stress someone would have said something to all these crazy stressful people. Right?
  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This isn't any different than my cat treat expirememt. A¹ will never win.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by mmQ This isn't any different than my cat treat expirememt. A¹ will never win.

    That was fun.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Lanny You don't see what you want on the face of the button you press though, you need to have a cognitive model of how objects in a case map to buttons. I'd argue the map is fundamentally physical, position to position, as opposed to lexical (grapheme to grapheme).

    if i want to buy a can of cola i'd probably figure it out. is this a new kind of trolling?
  8. #28
    Originally posted by puffy butts if i want to buy a can of cola i'd probably figure it out. is this a new kind of trolling?

    Yeah dude
  9. #29
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rhymin Hymen That was fun.

    Tln?
  10. #30
    Originally posted by mmQ Tln?

    Yeah dude
  11. #31
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh. Hai. :D
  12. #32
    How's ya cat dude?
  13. #33
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rhymin Hymen How's ya cat dude?

    She's working on a labor intensive 14-hour straight nap on the head of my bed. I'll tell her you asked.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #34
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by puffy butts if i want to buy a can of cola i'd probably figure it out. is this a new kind of trolling?

    Just call me steven wolfram
  15. #35
    if 90% of sales were for a particular product how much do you think placement changes could realistically alter that? maybe like a fraction of a percentage because 2 extra neurons have to fire to process a framework that an infant has developed so that requires 2 more ATP particles which is making my 128934774023978th cell really fed up
  16. #36
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny Just call me steven wolfram

    Wayyyyyyyy over my head.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Lanny Just call me steven wolfram

    Hey doesn't that guy work work the nsa?
  18. #38
    Originally posted by puffy butts if 90% of sales were for a particular product how much do you think placement changes could realistically alter that? maybe like a fraction of a percentage because 2 extra neurons have to fire to process a framework that an infant has developed so that requires 2 more ATP particles which is making my 128934774023978th cell really fed up

    The fuck are you talking about dude? Learn to explain a neuron and synapses in a coherent way. Dont just learn the word.
  19. #39
    lanny was saying if there's a cognitive bias for making a certain selection, then that could be used to increase sales by strategic placement. im saying if someone wants a can of cola they aren't going to walk up to the machine, have their mind blown to pieces because it isn't in position A, and decide to not make a purchase. its like saying "you have to move your eyes once to the right to buy your favorite snack, do you buy it?" no shieeet
  20. #40
    Originally posted by puffy butts lanny was saying if there's a cognitive bias for making a certain selection, then that could be used to increase (potential) (sales) by strategic placement.

    Feelings faggot. Listen to em and bloom. Stop using words you fucking idiot.
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