It's hard to get piss stains on the underside of the toilet seat if you simply do all of your pissing in sinks...

1. 2023-06-28 at 8:06 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, perhaps you will rub one out, afterward? There's usually no harm in delighting in your kinks.
2. 2023-06-28 at 8:08 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   The good news is toilet seats are pretty cheap and easy to replace...can't beat an nice wood one for the warmth.