what will you do if there was a Tornado right now?

1. 2017-03-04 at 5:29 AM UTC

   #1
   nonarky Houston
   it is currently in the back yard smashing your favorite bike into the neighbors windshield and tore apart the shed and now its coming for you.
   
   
   what are your options?
   
   
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   • bling bling
2. 2017-03-04 at 5:32 AM UTC

   #2
   cerakote African Astronaut
   death
3. 2017-03-04 at 6:26 AM UTC

   #3
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Slide on that nigga, slide on that nigga.
4. 2017-03-04 at 6:29 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   run my fuckin ass to the basement stairs
5. 2017-03-04 at 8:11 AM UTC

   #5
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Ya run and hide.
   Make believe it not their and not happening.
6. 2017-03-04 at 8:31 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Jump in
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7. 2017-03-04 at 8:39 AM UTC

   #7
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Jump in

   
   Haha yeah. Ride that bitch and be like "Whoa Nelly!"
8. 2017-03-04 at 8:53 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop Haha yeah. Ride that bitch and be like "Whoa Nelly!"

   
   I'd live stream video too
   
   "Hey guys, I'm hash slinging slasher and I'm about to jump into a fucking tornado!"
   
   That'd be one hell of a video. Hopefully roshambo would use it in one of his music videos
9. 2017-03-04 at 10:02 AM UTC

   #9
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   aaa i wos in the shed smokin ig ot blowd away wer am i o no
10. 2017-03-04 at 10:04 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by bling bling aaa i wos in the shed smokin ig ot blowd away wer am i o no

    
    Bling, I...I've a feeling we're not in Sheffield anymore...
11. 2017-03-04 at 10:37 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    If death is certain, i will face it head on and enjoy the ride.
12. 2017-03-05 at 9 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Rare we get Tornado's in California. But I'v seen some big ass funnel clouds coming real close to touching down.
    
    
    So a Tornado in California is usually a dust devil. I'd prolly play inside it like hippies at the burning man festival only I'd pee inside it.
13. 2017-03-06 at 6:41 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Smoke some weed man
14. 2017-03-06 at 5:04 PM UTC

    #14
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    grab an umbrella and see if I can fly like mary poppins
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15. 2017-03-06 at 6:14 PM UTC

    #15
    cerakote African Astronaut
    change the n in poppins to an e and you'll be flying alright
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16. 2017-03-06 at 7:36 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'd pack the fattest bowl known to man and stand in the eye of the storm with my bong and do a fat rip and blow it in the opposite direction of the cyclone and reverse the winds which would bring the storm to a dead stop.
17. 2017-03-06 at 9:32 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'd pack the fattest bowl known to man and stand in the eye of the storm with my bong and do a fat rip and blow it in the opposite direction of the cyclone and reverse the winds which would bring the storm to a dead stop.

    
    A hurricane makes sense.. but would you even make it to the eye of a tornado? :/
18. 2017-03-06 at 10:12 PM UTC

    #18
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha you'd all get knocked dead by a flying piece of sheet metal before you attempted to "jump in." Just a bunch of dead NIGGERS.
19. 2017-03-06 at 11:21 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I would do snaps along the way to equalize the wind speed pressure and use the draft of my bong hits to push my way through.
20. 2017-03-07 at 1:15 AM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Haha you'd all get knocked dead by a flying piece of sheet metal before you attempted to "jump in." Just a bunch of dead NIGGERS.

    
    Meh, mission accomplished either way