Thee best place to be during an earthquake...

1. 2017-03-03 at 11:34 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   In front of a quarter pusher.
2. 2017-03-03 at 11:51 PM UTC

   #2
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Somewhere else, unless, of course, that other place has a flood or forest fire.
3. 2017-03-04 at 12:02 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   In a blimp.
4. 2017-03-04 at 2:42 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   inside a home/door jam. what the fuck is a quarter pusher
5. 2017-03-04 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ur a penny pusher nigga
6. 2017-03-04 at 2:47 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump ur a penny pusher nigga

   
   more like Push papers for less then a penny. I'm on my own and it's coming together nicely.
7. 2017-03-04 at 2:50 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nah you aight im just playing.
8. 2017-03-04 at 5:08 AM UTC

   #8
   cerakote African Astronaut
   the best place to be is in front of a bullet
   
   at all times
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   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2017-03-04 at 5:21 AM UTC

   #9
   nonarky Houston
   in a bush in middle of the field.
   
   be sure to hold onto the stem of the bush because the ground underneath will rip apart and you can climb back up the roots.
   
   
10. 2017-03-04 at 6:53 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by nonarky in a bush in middle of the field.
    
    be sure to hold onto the stem of the bush because the ground underneath will rip apart and you can climb back up the roots.

    
    You realize when they open up on the fault.. they tend to shift and close and open and close .. basically the Earth is chewing you up. and when it's done.. it almost always closes and settles with small aftershocks.
    
    you aint climbing out of shit.
11. 2017-03-04 at 8:49 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Space?
    
    Fucking amateurs....
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    • aldra
12. 2017-03-04 at 8:50 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR Space?
    
    Fucking amateurs….

    
    came here to say this
13. 2017-03-04 at 9:02 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by puffy butts came here to say this

    
    It's because you're not a fucking idiot. Let's point and laugh at them.
14. 2017-03-05 at 8:42 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Because we all have unlimited sources to space vehicles even though Obama killed the space program
    
    yeah.. the only space you'll be at when the big one hits is between a load bearing beam and the guys floor below you.
15. 2017-03-05 at 8:52 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by cerakote the best place to be is in front of a bullet
    
    at all times

    
    You do realize that being in front of a bullet at all times means you're never getting hit right?
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    • The Self Taught Man
16. 2017-03-05 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #16
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie You do realize that being in front of a bullet at all times means you're never getting hit right?

    
    at least by one of them
17. 2017-03-06 at 6:42 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    high
18. 2017-03-06 at 7:18 AM UTC

    #18
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie You do realize that being in front of a bullet at all times means you're never getting hit right?

    
    HECK
19. 2017-03-06 at 7:19 AM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    2deep4me