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8 of my neighbors were arrested in a massive brawl in the patio

  1. #1
    Bradley Black Hole
    Folks I was in the shower when I heard the gunshot from one of their girlfriends, trying to "deescalate"

    She shot in the air.

    The police show up and all 8 of the men fighting went to jail and were tested for gun powder residue, since no one was positive, it's all gonna be battery charges on everybody.

    No one cooperated, the cause? Someone broke someone's phone by bumping into it on a table two days ago and refuses to pay the `10,000,000$ required by the owner for the value of the phone.
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    I want all of the animals involved to be locked up for a long time. No more sub-human integration. That experiment has failed.
  3. #3
    Bradley Black Hole
    ey they're alright, i'mma try to get cheaper drugs and good deals from their girlfriends when they all need bail money in a couple hours.

    finna try to get some 30$ grams of meth, 120$ ounces, shit like that and just sell the shit to my people.
  4. #4
    cigreting Dark Matter
    they should give them 4 weapons in the middle of a court like dodgeball then let them have a good ol fashioned shootout
  5. #5
    Bradley Black Hole
    the manager's son i buy dabs from said later I can go to the office with him cuz he wants to watch the whole thing too~!~!~!~

    i said didn't the police ask for it, he said nah i didn't answer, if they call me back i'mma just tell them they delete every 24 hours in 26 hours from the incident's time

    im like nigga u the coolest

    he said I KNOW!
  6. #6
    Bradley Black Hole
    2 of the hard hitters are big black guys that still play not professional football but still with pads and teams and shit, i don't remember what it's called, ITS NOT SEMI PRO

    then the other 6 are cubans varying in size from 4ft tall and rail thin, to one who looks like the fast food places already know his order when he walks in.
  7. #7
    Bradley Black Hole
    if one of the cuban lady's had to shoot in the air from her porch, them two blacks were fuckin shit up, guaranteed.
  8. #8
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by cigreting they should give them 4 weapons in the middle of a court like dodgeball then let them have a good ol fashioned shootout

    i sit next to the window fucker
  9. #9
    Bradley Black Hole
    these are one bedroom efficiencies, or 2-3 bedroom models but the bigger ones require children to apply for, me and my homosexual retired professor roommate can only get in housing for single males with the 1500$ voucher section 8.
  10. #10
    Bradley Black Hole
    but we get to have our dog, a nice sized bathroom, a real kitchen small size, and a living room that reminds me of a small shoebox

    today he got a new tableand the shit is so fucking big and he got rid of the tiny circle ones with 1 small post, and replaced it with our friends GIANT glass top square, with wood trim on the side for another 6 inches and a footprint equally big at 3 ftx2 1/2 feet

    Folks I have to walk around this bitch all day, the dog has been running into it, my roommate LOVES IT, Gloria probably loves not having it (her house is the same size as mine) cuz the 3 sofas/chairs give u about 10 inches of legroom till i pushed that motherfucker to the center of the room and now the walkway 10 inches, i told my roommate this is a very nice table and I hope one day we live where it'll fit.
  11. #11
    Bradley Black Hole
    i fought twice in this living room and both times that table got knocked over and the glass didn't break and the post didn't get damaged, and this is one (I forgot the wrestling term where you pick someone up and drop them on something, SUPLEX maybe?) will be destroyed in the next fight without a doubt. It can't fall over so it's just gonna break.
  12. #12
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    yea thats one of the differences. in poland they dont even arrest for batteries or fights for the most part without visible injuries.
  13. #13
    Bradley Black Hole
    it's a money making operation
  14. #14
    Bradley Black Hole
    also the police showed up because a gunshot was fired, guaranteed, so when they did show up, they wanted to see which convicted felon (Most people in the ghetto are felons and can't possess firearms) because if someone is shooting at someone and they have prior felonies, you are "STOPPING CRIME" or w/e the goal is and send that nigga off to prison

    You can't just randomly test people where there's no witnesses, just a bunch of bruised sweaty people that were shouting at one another when you walked up, and test them for gun powder residue.

    But if 1 old lady talks to a cop inside her house or on the phone and tells them every detail, or just confirms the bare minimums

    They arrest and test everyone and seperate them, well bro like when they all came back negative for the gunfire, and the police have to spend 3 hours with 8 (MINIMUM) cops for these 8 angry minorities. You kinda wanna have something to show for it other than warnings when you were responding to the gunfire in a residential area full of kids on government assistance.

    That's the difference between a first world country and Lodz, Poland.
  15. #15
    Bradley Black Hole
    they knocked on every door with two cops and would say all loud and official "Did you see anything?" and every one of us has muted the TV/Music and we're all next to the window to the patio outside listening to see who is snitching in our community. After about 4 or 5 houses, everyone turned off their TV, made their kids stop talking, and didn't answer the door.


    I waited till they were like 5 more doors down and then walked outside with a beer and a cigarette and told them no, I come outside to smoke but I don't come outside when there's a lot of kids and people yellin and shit.

    "What were they yellin?"

    "Not sure I don't speak spanish."

    Then I walked around and looked at the blood in the center of the patio and laundry area and balcony that connects the two. I tried asking the police what happened and they asked me to finish my cigarette away from the crime scene. I looked down and pretended to be surprised and said "oh shit they was really gettin it" and went back inside
  16. #16
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bradley 2 of the hard hitters are big black guys that still play not professional football but still with pads and teams and shit, i don't remember what it's called, ITS NOT SEMI PRO

    then the other 6 are cubans varying in size from 4ft tall and rail thin, to one who looks like the fast food places already know his order when he walks in.

    4 ft tall 😂
  17. #17
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bradley i sit next to the window fucker

    so lay down
  18. #18
    Bradley Black Hole
    That doens't save you from the first bullet and most of the time urban conflict involves either 30+ bullets or 1
  19. #19
    cigreting Dark Matter
    so lay down fast
  20. #20
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Throws acid
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