https://doogeemall.com/products/doogee-v-maxI have been pretty upset not finding a new phone that fits my unique needs and budget.
Months of searching has led me to one dead end after another.
Then I went to the Chinese Consulate in Chicago and saw monks outside protesting their persecution by the Peoples Republic.
(MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING said the monks deserve what they get)
And so with that I sided with Xi and got a beautiful massive brick of a phone for a fraction of the price a lesser American marketed phone would cost.
$460 gets me a phone with a battery so big it only needs charged 4 times a year.
I can use it as a wheel chock to keep my car rolling away.
It is waterproof which Ive always hated phones in America lacking.
108mp camera for all my glorious memories to be captured with.
Night Vision!
20gb of ram!
12+8 virtual or some shit.
Expandable memory up to 2tb.
Thank you Chinađź’—
