2023-05-24 at 12:45 PM UTC
My gums are not what they used to be, I had an apple on my commute in this morning and they were bleeding and are now sore.
I guess it's time to start slicing my apples up like an old woman.
2023-05-24 at 1:12 PM UTC
apples are way better sliced anyways. do you just not factor in geometry to taste at all?
2023-05-24 at 2:35 PM UTC
Your gums must bleed like hell when you brush your teeth 🙄 maybe see a dentist like right away….gum disease is a bitch.
2023-05-24 at 3:45 PM UTC
real men put their apple in a plastic bag, crush it with their bare hand into pulps and drink the juice with a straw like a lady.
2023-05-26 at 1:17 PM UTC
I sliced an apple up last night as a snack...things worked out great, I guess that's my life from now on.
2023-05-26 at 2:59 PM UTC
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
having teeth is a disadvantage, I had mine pulled over 10 years ago and I havent had a gum issue or a toothache issue for at least 9 years.
hard cookies, Lettice and over fried foods are all that really fuk wit me,,, aaand I cant eat apples without cutting them.
the only other drawback I know of is it fucked up my awesome pussy eating skills,, however that was realized right about the same time I figured out no woman is worthy of getting her pussy eaten