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I woke up today with diabetes and HIV

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    3 toes on my right foot felt like they were on fire but only the tops of those toes.
    It had been like that ever since I turned 33.
    After taking a couple Alieve my diabetes and HIV seems to have been cured.
    Judging by the color of my pee I am severly dehydrated.
    Im finally over the hill.
  2. #2
    cigreting Dark Matter
    probably some rash
  3. #3
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    I have nigger fever right now 🥵🥵🥵😬😧
  4. #4
    Rape Monster Space Nigga
    Have you tried gobbling drugs for it?
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Hope you die soon, bro. Ur defective.
  6. #6
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    lol i imagine you living extremely unhealthy eating loads of processed food and wheat and sugar and corn. seems legit
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