I'm having a hell of a time trying to sew my oats

1. 2023-05-15 at 2:32 AM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   Everytime the eye of the needle goes thru, the oat breaks.
   
   I'm going to be a fashion designer like the ones that have beautiful women wear bikinis made out raw bacon, all that meat right there in their business. MmmHmm... yep
   
   But my clothes make a statement too, ok going to invent the first suit of oatmeal l and all the oatmeals are layered like fish scales or a quality sequin article, yep.
   
   Oatmeal gets a good rep because they say its good for you so I'm not sure why you can't cover your body with something that is good from you, and renewable too
   
   And also Edible oatmeal panties , organic, obviously
2. 2023-05-15 at 2:34 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You could use Cheerios instead of baby oats and you'd have an easier time threading the needle through their eyes. Just a suggestion from a former sewist.
3. 2023-05-15 at 2:39 AM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   That's a good idea but oatmeal would keep you warmer and you would get a weird suntan pattern it you wear Cheerios regularly
   
   But hey you won't catch me complaining , you threw me a bone on that one, big-time, big-dawg
4. 2023-05-15 at 2:45 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   when it comes to sewing and sewing related matters and suggestions yeah I don't play around (like I said, former sewist). The cheerio pattern could actually become the next new trend on Instagram so yeah that's what I would do. you could even stuff the middle of the cheerios with insulation afterward or whatever if you don't want to be cold.
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5. 2023-05-15 at 2:51 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Try sowing them rather than sewing them.
6. 2023-05-16 at 3:15 AM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Try sowing them rather than sewing them.

   
   If the goal is to sew them, how would sowing them accomplish that goal?
7. 2023-05-16 at 3:42 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by Obbe If the goal is to sew them, how would sowing them accomplish that goal?

   
   exactly what i was wondering too
8. 2023-05-17 at 12:15 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe If the goal is to sew them, how would sowing them accomplish that goal?

   
   Long term, more oats to sew...engage brain.
9. 2023-05-17 at 12:29 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Long term, more oats to sew…engage brain.

   
   "How do I sew these oats?"
   
   "First, become a farmer."
10. 2023-05-17 at 12:36 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe "How do I sew these oats?"
    
    "First, become a farmer."

    
    First you need a plentiful supply of oats, sure you can buy them but it makes much more sense to grown your own.
    
    Give a man a fish etc...
11. 2023-05-17 at 12:57 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson First you need a plentiful supply of oats, sure you can buy them but it makes much more sense to grown your own.
    
    Give a man a fish etc…

    
    If someone asked you how to knit mittens, you would tell them to first raise sheep.
12. 2023-05-17 at 1:03 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe If someone asked you how to knit mittens, you would tell them to first raise sheep.

    
    If I was running a fashion business and knitting 10s of thousands of mittens then yes, I'd invest in my own sheep farm. Clearly you are not business minded.
    
    You can own the farm without having to do the farming...
13. 2023-05-17 at 2:21 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If I was running a fashion business and knitting 10s of thousands of mittens then yes, I'd invest in my own sheep farm. Clearly you are not business minded.
    
    You can own the farm without having to do the farming…

    
    Why would someone asking you how to knit mittens want to start a fashion business or invest in a farm?
14. 2023-05-17 at 2:33 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Wow sounds like someone should call the Quaker man
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15. 2023-05-17 at 2:36 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe Why would someone asking you how to knit mittens want to start a fashion business or invest in a farm?

    
    Ask the OP, that's what he's implying...not just one article for himself.
16. 2023-05-17 at 2:47 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ask the OP, that's what he's implying…not just one article for himself.

    
    OP isn't knitting mittens.
17. 2023-05-17 at 3:03 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    C’mon guys. Luigi is a real innovator. He’s knitting oat panties, but the store is gonna be called Knitten Mittens.
18. 2023-05-17 at 3:06 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by frala C’mon guys. Luigi is a real innovator. He’s knitting oat panties, but the store is gonna be called Knitten Mittens.

    
    How about kitten mittens?
    
    
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19. 2023-05-17 at 3:09 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If I was running a fashion business and knitting 10s of thousands of mittens then yes, I'd invest in my own sheep farm. Clearly you are not business minded.
    
    You can own the farm without having to do the farming…

    
    every bussiness needs a bank and loans.
    
    therefore, first start a bank.
20. 2023-05-17 at 3:15 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe OP isn't knitting mittens.

    
    The end product is irrelevant to the process.