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  1. #21
    Originally posted by Ecto the plasm thats a good way to get a sex offender charge

    lolol, imagine being scared to pee outside when humans have been doing it for MILLLLLENNNNIAAAAA

    (go in a bush/behind a wall/etc dummy...not in front of your neighbors window)
  2. #22
    Imagine getting put on a sex offender list for it.

    It's not fear, I have pissed on the wall of every jail I ever went to, which you think would get you in trouble, but you can pretty much do anything in jail of that nature

    I even kept showing the female officer my penis and she would come into the cell and beat me silly with a police club
    it kinda felt like getting kidnapped by a dominatrix which made me want to keep exposing myself to her


    Once I sobered up and apologized she was not happy with me still and did not accept the apology
    my dad had to fight a sex offense charge / VOUYVERISM for taking pics of a girls ass

    I've known someone that had their life ruined over a non rape, it usually happens from the most retarded unexpected circumstances

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  4. #24
    Originally posted by Ecto the plasm Imagine getting put on a sex offender list for it.

    If you are dumb enough to get caught peeing in public (scoff, I've peed in public more times than you've had sex with your transgender) then use the kitchen sink.
  5. #25
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the sex offender registry is a tacit admission that rehabilitation doesn't work

    if you believe imprisoning people as punishment has merit, there's no reason to tag them once they've served their sentence

    either keep them locked up until they're reformed or just kill them
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  6. #26
    btw, I'm pretty sure you don't get put on the sex offender register for peeding in public unless you do it within 1000 yards of a school or daycare or some shit like that.

    Ozzy didn't get put on the sex offender registry when he got caught peeing on the Alamo.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If you are dumb enough to get caught peeing in public (scoff, I've peed in public more times than you've had sex with your transgender) then use the kitchen sink.

    'Dumb enough to get caught' doesn't really make sense

    I always stay VERY frosty when I whip it out in public. I almost peed on a homeless man once by accident, he was well hidden.
    I've been homeless for months before and sometimes you can't find a bathroom



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson btw, I'm pretty sure you don't get put on the sex offender register for peeding in public unless you do it within 1000 yards of a school or daycare or some shit like that.

    Sounds impossible to avoid. I live near like a dozen schools and daycares in every direction
    I also used to live in a "Trafficking free zone" because it was near a school which was some law that if you get caught selling drugs, doesn't matter to whom you get another charge that basically doubles your sentence

    I thought it was the most bullshit ever and I heard about people getting busted/harassed when a bust goes down and they just happen to be there. I openly sold weed with the garage door open and the police visited me a lot

    idk how my criminal record is still clean but it's one of the only things I managed to not fuck up in my entire life.
    if I go down for a piss charge I might lose all hope in being alive

    Worst case scenario just lay belly down on the grass, angle your penis out and piss on the grass under you, nobody is any the wiser
    Like how a rabbit pees they just get really still and hug the grass
    perfectly legal



    If you can pee in a pool you should be able to pee anywhere

  8. #28
    Originally posted by Ecto the plasm 'Dumb enough to get caught' doesn't really make sense

    Probably not to someone dumb enough to get caught it doesn't.

    Dumb ways to get caught
    Pee in front of a cop
    pee in front of your neighbors CCTV camera
    Pee on a child in a stroller.

    Dumb ways not to get caught

    Pee is an area free of people/cameras/cops/children in strollers.
  9. #29
    But if a girl pees on you during sex ????????

    Idk , I don't see how it's any different from holding down and force jamming it in a girls ass if she says NO

  10. #30
    Originally posted by Ecto the plasm But if a girl pees on you during sex ????????

    Non sequitur, that's generally not done in a public area.
  11. #31
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra the sex offender registry is a tacit admission that rehabilitation doesn't work

    if you believe imprisoning people as punishment has merit, there's no reason to tag them once they've served their sentence

    either keep them locked up until they're reformed or just kill them

    How do you know if they're reformed if they're locked up? There's no opportunities to predate in prison except for other inmates.
  12. #32
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WellHung How do you know if they're reformed if they're locked up? There's no opportunities to predate in prison except for other inmates.

    you don't know for sure whether anyone is reformed by prison, sex offenders are the only ones that get special post-punishment-punishment though
  13. #33
    Prison doesn't reform anyone (into anything good), quite the opposite in many cases.
  14. #34
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Prison doesn't reform anyone (into anything good), quite the opposite in many cases.

    Some folks earn GED's and college diplomas while in prison. Some folks become deeply religious. Those aren't positive reforms?
  15. #35
    Originally posted by WellHung Some folks earn GED's and college diplomas while in prison. Some folks become deeply religious. Those aren't positive reforms?

    No, learning isn't reforming...the same evil twat can come out with a GED and still be an evil twat. (and more people have been killed in the name of religion than anything else so...)
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  16. #36
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, learning isn't reforming…the same evil twat can come out with a GED and still be an evil twat.

    a more effective one
  17. #37
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, learning isn't reforming…the same evil twat can come out with a GED and still be an evil twat. (and more people have been killed in the name of religion than anything else so…)

    He/she also could not still be an evil twat.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Non sequitur, that's generally not done in a public area.

    This post gave me a flashback to fucking a drunk girl in a park

    she had an outdoors fetish and I didn't have a car, also she wanted to be OUT DOORS, no doors, like naked in the grass. Which probably isn't very cool if you have a bunch of neighbors

    I think a couple fucking in a park might be a sex offense


    I wonder if it counts as public urination charge if you get a girl to squirt/piss on you in public

    Indecency & Public Urination, but isn't that what people who piss on a school get charged with???
    kinda sus
  19. #39
    Originally posted by aldra you don't know for sure whether anyone is reformed by prison, sex offenders are the only ones that get special post-punishment-punishment though

    didnt króz lost his ability to vote because he was an ex-con ?

    and not being able to own guns, etc etc ..
  20. #40
    My penis hurts
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