What if Hitler traveled back in time and became gay?

1. 2023-05-04 at 1:33 AM UTC

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   MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
   What if Hitler was gay in the distant past?
2. 2023-05-04 at 2:21 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   You can't be gay unless you're molested as a kid, it's how they procreate, so Hitler would have to time travel back in time to the 1800s and molest himself. See the problem? To do that, he'd have to be a gay pedophile, but he can't become a gay pedophile without going back in time to molest himself. Total paradox.
   
   Night of the Long Knives wouldn't have happened if it were possible tho. He'd be too busy fucking Hitler Youths with Röhm.
3. 2023-05-04 at 2:38 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   always wondered what if hilter did that
4. 2023-05-04 at 2:40 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Hey hey hey easy now. What if he went back in time to not become gay but rather to become a deeply closeted gay man?
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5. 2023-05-04 at 2:50 AM UTC

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   D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
   back to WW1?
6. 2023-05-04 at 3:20 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   bacha bazi battalion