What even is a "pop tart" it should be called Poptert

1. 2023-04-27 at 7:54 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   When I was a young fella-me-lad this was a couple of pop tarts..strawberry flavor too
   
   
2. 2023-04-27 at 7:56 PM UTC

   #22
   

   MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
   Just regular apple popterts are pretty good too when you're high and it's like 3 am sometimes infrequently they are potentially good sometimes
3. 2023-04-27 at 8:02 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   You know what's better, a nice glass of water and abstinence from sugar poison .
4. 2023-04-27 at 8:03 PM UTC

   #24
   

   MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You know what's better, a nice glass of water and abstinence from sugar poison .

   
   Gay
5. 2023-04-27 at 8:06 PM UTC

   #25
   

   D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
   u copy me thread
   
   

   Originally posted by Ghost I've eaten more pop tarts in the past week than I have in years
   
   time to stock up on seasonal ones
   
   

   
   

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You know what's better, a nice glass of water and abstinence from sugar poison .

   
   Idk what sugar poison is but I drink a lot of water and eat lots of sugar as well as other healthy foods
   It's called a balanced diet for a reason you can't have only good or else it's not BALANCED
   
   Balance good and bad, yin yang, etc
6. 2023-04-27 at 8:07 PM UTC

   #26
   

   MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
   You know what's even better
   
   Having so much muscle that you have such a high basal metabolic rate that you need to eat a bunch of bullshit every day to not lose muscle mass so you just smoke weed, eat lots of protein and can make up the rest of your calories with whatever you want.
7. 2023-04-27 at 8:07 PM UTC

   #27
   

   MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by D-Bonglord u copy me thread
   
   
   
   
   
   Idk what sugar poison is but I drink a lot of water and eat lots of sugar as well as other healthy foods
   It's called a balanced diet for a reason you can't have only good or else it's not BALANCED
   
   Balance good and bad, yin yang, etc

   
   Nah this is a poptert thread
8. 2023-04-27 at 8:11 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by D-Bonglord and eat lots of sugar as well as other healthy foods

   
   "other" healthy foods he says...after mentioning the poison.
   
   fucking lollocks me old mucker, fucking lollocks
9. 2023-04-27 at 8:19 PM UTC

   #29
   

   D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
   There is no poison, you sound like one of those vegan skitzos that believe literally everything is toxic, poisonous, evil. They also don't use microwaves because it "unnaturally" heats food with radiation and causes cancer...
   
   like yeah, no. You just don't understand food science or chemistry.
   
   I bet you also think GMO's are harmful to human health, yawn
   
   
10. 2023-04-27 at 8:24 PM UTC

    #30
    

    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    By religion I'm a Muscleim and poptert is haalal
11. 2023-04-28 at 12:03 AM UTC

    #31
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I had a poptart before but I don't see the appeal unless you're a poptard.
12. 2023-04-28 at 12:04 AM UTC

    #32
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 By religion I'm a Muscleim and poptert is haalal

    
    I'm a fellow mudslime.
13. 2023-04-28 at 3:01 AM UTC

    #33
    

    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Do you even lift
14. 2023-04-28 at 3:49 AM UTC

    #34
    

    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    I put things down, like an empty box of poptarts after I eat the entire thing in one sitting
15. 2023-04-28 at 11:27 AM UTC

    #35
    

    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by D-Bonglord I put things down, like an empty box of poptarts after I eat the entire thing in one sitting

    
    Why, are you a fat pig?
16. 2023-04-28 at 12:46 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    When I was in prison they used to smuggle pop tarts for sex favors
17. 2023-04-28 at 12:49 PM UTC

    #37
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    poptard
    
    poopturd
18. 2023-04-28 at 12:50 PM UTC

    #38
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rape Monster When I was in prison they used to smuggle pop tarts for homosex favors

    
    corrected
19. 2023-04-28 at 2:41 PM UTC

    #39
    

    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Why, are you a fat pig?

    
    no, I'm more like a bear
20. 2023-04-28 at 4:19 PM UTC

    #40
    

    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster When I was in prison they used to smuggle pop tarts for sex favors

    
    I read that as sex flavors