What if I told you I knew how to time travel and can take you with me

1. 2023-04-27 at 3:39 AM UTC

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   D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
   But I can only go to 1985
2. 2023-04-27 at 12:33 PM UTC

   #2
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Shoot. I didn't exist back then. I'm from 1995. But if you could go to 1994 (or alternatively, 1985) to prevent my birth from happening then I would appreciate that a lot.