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  1. #61
    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    master chief
  2. #62
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    Stick to your internet recipes "master chef"


    Exposed as food pleb^
  3. #63
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Exposed as food pleb^

    Exposed as pretentious "I'm a master chef but get my recipes online" pleb



    Get the fuck oudddddaaa hereeeee!
  4. #64
    "Uhh you don't have rice with butter chicken...uhhh even though 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 other people do, I'm right because I invented eating shit SANDWICHES IN THE COMPANY OF A GOAT."

    Yeah, you win Mable, you fucking winnnnnnnnnn.
  5. #65
    Which is the gayest curry?

    https://www.northstandchat.com/threads/which-is-the-gayest-curry.139348/


    Korma wins by a landslide
  6. #66
    "A korma is the curry house equivalent of " a glass of white wine / fruit-based drink for the laydeez" and should never be touched by any bloke who claims to be straight."
  7. #67
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Triggered
  8. #68
    Post pics of prepared dishes or it’s all a dream
  9. #69
    Incessant African Astronaut
    I made a delightful breakfast of gluten free avocado toast (layer of Greek yogurt with dill and lime juice under the layer of spicy guac, topped with arugala and cherry tomatoes) and a berry and greens smoothie with oat milk and hulled chia seeds.

    Only thing I did wrong was skip a sweetener on my smoothie like a banana or some honey
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #70
    That sounds really good. How did you spice up your quac?
  11. #71
    Originally posted by Incessant I made a delightful breakfast of gluten free avocado toast (layer of Greek yogurt with dill and lime juice under the layer of spicy guac, topped with arugala and cherry tomatoes) and a berry and greens smoothie with oat milk and hulled chia seeds.

    Only thing I did wrong was skip a sweetener on my smoothie like a banana or some honey

    Chia seeds ugh...you're fired.
  12. #72
    Originally posted by frala That sounds really good. How did you spice up your quac?

    I spice up my quac by using a French accent.
  13. #73
    Chia pudding is delicious. Fuk u.
  14. #74
    Cha Cha Cha Chia.



    Freedom of choice Nazi.
  15. #75
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    They should make a Roronia Zoro one but with marimo
  16. #76
    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    One time a hooker died so I ate a bit of her calf meat

    It did not chew well
  17. #77
    Originally posted by Lavender Squad One time a hooker died so I ate a bit of her calf meat

    It did not chew well

    How many bites?
  18. #78
    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    many, like eating a steak from the fatty part without cutting it up and chewing the parts you cut just trying to shove that in and break it all down yourself

    processed meat goes through a lot of processed and is naturally tender . Most people would be disgusted generally by butchery, having to pull through rib bones and organs covered in god knows what

    all for a hit of the umommy
  19. #79
    Originally posted by Lavender Squad many, like eating a steak from the fatty part without cutting it up and chewing the parts you cut just trying to shove that in and break it all down yourself

    processed meat goes through a lot of processed and is naturally tender . Most people would be disgusted generally by butchery, having to pull through rib bones and organs covered in god knows what

    all for a hit of the umommy

    Any condiments involved? Ketchup? Mustard?
  20. #80
    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    just a common marinade of pigs blood, lemon and cannabis sativa

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