Mass dead cow incident in Lubbock, Texas

1. 2023-04-12 at 10:46 PM UTC

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   Donald Trump Black Hole

   LUBBOCK, Texas (KCBD) - One woman has been hospitalized with critical injuries after an explosion and fire demolished Southfork Dairy Farm just southeast of Dimmitt on Monday night. The blaze also claimed the lives of thousands of cattle.
   
   Sal Rivera, Castro County Sheriff says, “We received eight 911 calls of an explosion and a fire at Southfork Dairy Farm.”
   
   Those calls came in at around 7:21 p.m. on Monday night. Volunteer firefighters from Dimmitt, Hart and Nazareth responded to battle the blaze.
   
   “Initial calls were that there were several people trapped inside; it turned out to just be the one,” Rivera stated.
   
   The trapped individual was a woman who worked at the farm. She was flown to UMC in Lubbock to receive treatment for her injuries. The damage to the facility is quite extensive. We have confirmed out that out of the 19,000 cattle on the farm, 18,000 were destroyed in the fire. Sheriff Rivera stated equipment failure may have started the fire.
   
   “It was probably what they call a ‘honey badger,’ like a vacuum that sucks manure and water out. It is possible that it overheated and the methane and things like that might have ignited and spread out with an explosion and a fire,” he said.
   
   The remaining livestock is moving to a sister facility, just north of Southfork Dairy Farm.

   https://www.kcbd.com/2023/04/12/castro-co-dairy-farm-explosion-leaves-one-critical-condition-thousands-cattle-dead/
2. 2023-04-12 at 11:13 PM UTC

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   Donald Trump Black Hole
   Janitors, please move thread to conspiracy forum. T2k1 needs to see this.
3. 2023-04-13 at 12:28 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   Cow farts are dangerous
4. 2023-04-13 at 11:14 AM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Damn this isnt good for my beef diet
5. 2023-04-13 at 12:10 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Damn, that's a lot of BBQ steak
6. 2023-04-13 at 2:05 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   we have moral obligation to stop eating meat
7. 2023-04-13 at 2:10 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny we have moral obligation to stop eating dog

8. 2023-04-13 at 2:26 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   show where does it says in the holy bible that the consumption of dogs is forbidden.
9. 2023-04-13 at 2:52 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny show where does it says in the holy bible that the consumption of dogs is forbidden.

   
   Show me where what the holy bible says is worth a shit
   
   What next citing The Twilight series? lololol
10. 2023-04-13 at 2:55 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    blasphemic vinegar
11. 2023-04-13 at 3:32 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Stupid cow killers..
12. 2023-04-14 at 10:24 AM UTC

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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Am I the only one making a Cult of the Dead Cow link?
    

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    • Speedy Parker
13. 2023-04-14 at 7:20 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Am I the only one making a Cult of the Dead Cow link?
    

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    I haven't thought about them in over a decade.
14. 2023-04-14 at 7:22 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

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    • Donald Trump
15. 2023-04-15 at 10:31 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I haven't thought about them in over a decade.

    
    why were you thinking of them in the 2010s.
16. 2023-04-16 at 2:52 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why were you thinking of them in the 2010s.

    
    Why do you care
17. 2023-04-18 at 10:35 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Why do you care

    
    demonstrating your idiocy amuses me
18. 2023-04-19 at 12:42 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why were you thinking of them in the 2010s.

    
    Why do you assume it was the 2010s? he said "in over a decade"...that could just as easily be the 1990s...
19. 2023-04-19 at 12:48 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why do you assume it was the 2010s? he said "in over a decade"…that could just as easily be the 1990s…

    
    because the 90s will be over 2 decades.
20. 2023-04-19 at 5:37 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because the 90s will be over 2 decades.

    
    Yeah, engrish fail again...Over a decade could mean over 2 decades, over 100years...over a millenia...etc There is no limit on it's overness.