Life is more enjoyable when I'm sleeping, not awake...

1. 2023-04-03 at 11:35 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, when i'm sleeping, I don't need to work, work out, go potty, drink water or eat steak.
2. 2023-04-04 at 12:48 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Nigger
3. 2023-04-04 at 1:11 AM UTC

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   scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
   nubians
4. 2023-04-04 at 2:05 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   It's nice feeling when you wake up on a work day and look at clock and it says 2.14am so you can (try) and go back to sleep.
   
   It sucks though when it says 5.12am and your alarm is set for 5.30.
5. 2023-04-04 at 4:42 PM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
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   Buy the flubromazepam (100+ hour half life)
   
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6. 2023-04-04 at 4:47 PM UTC

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   jerryb African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's nice feeling when you wake up on a work day and look at clock and it says 2.14am so you can (try) and go back to sleep.
   
   It sucks though when it says 5.12am and your alarm is set for 5.30.

   
   Wait until you get a little older, a full night sleep will be a distant memory.
7. 2023-04-04 at 5:31 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by jerryb Wait until you get a little older, a full night sleep will be a distant memory.

   
   It already is :(
   
   I'm lucky to get 4hrs a night.
8. 2023-04-04 at 5:54 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It already is :(
   
   I'm lucky to get 4hrs a night.

   
   Have you tried a rubber hammer?
9. 2023-04-04 at 5:56 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Have you tried a rubber hammer?

   
   Yes, all it did was stretch my asshole so now I have leakage.
   
   ..I should have just used the shaft and not the head
10. 2023-04-04 at 6:06 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, all it did was stretch my asshole so now I have leakage.
    
    ..I should have just used the shaft and not the head

    
    Errr.. no need to go that far. I was only suggesting a few good bonks on the noggin.